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Cyrstal Bowersox’s Lesbian Rumors Are Finally Here!

Crystal Bowersox, the 24-year-old American Idol runner-up, has engaged in lesbian sexual acts, a breathless new report claims!

The dreadlocked Ohio native said “she had at least three lesbian affairs – and boasted to a girlfriend she was seducing: ‘I’m a pro at this, baby!’ the National Enquirer can’t help itself from reporting. While two of them were just about the sex, one of her lesbian paramours was part of serious LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP ZOMG.

Meanwhile, she has a gay brother named Carl, and you know what they say about gays and twins …

Have we finally got enough gay and gay-ish Idol alums to form a specialized society?