The Christmas season is upon us! The shopping malls are packed, the lights are up, and it smells like pine trees and cinnamon everywhere.
But most importantly, an assemblage of hunky Kris Kringle lookalikes are popping up across social media.
Baby, it might be cold outside, but these amateur Clauses are certifiably hot. (How’s that for “Santa Baby”?)
Still, it shouldn’t come as a total surprise that this mythical Christmas figurehead is inspiring thirst across our feeds.
In fact, there’s always been something a little hot (and gay) about Santa.
Tom of Finland certainly thought so with this dreamy illustration from the 1970s. (Remind us to use these as our Christmas cards next year.)
This isn't new. Tom of Finland knew Santa was gay in the 1970s ffs. pic.twitter.com/gc3qVzpzjL
— Rnfrw (@Rnfrw) November 25, 2021
It’s a time for giving, and these men are leaving little to the imagination about what lies underneath the wrapping paper. Joy to the world indeed.
Scroll down for some of the hunkiest amateur Santas, his naughty little elves on the shelves, and a few Christmas jokers heating up Instagram and TikTok, making this yuletide especially gay…
@oldgays I’m a Christmas gay 🎅
♬ original sound – The Old Gays
@cowboy_fashion 🔰🎄🔰🎄🔥🔥🔥 #santaclaus #model #gay #cowboys #leather #handsomemen ♬ sonido original – 🤠Cowboy Fashion
@heygayblog #hohoho follow @walker2lit on insta! #merrychristmas #santachallenge #christmasdancechallenge #tiktokgay #gaytiktok #willam #chistmasdance #gayboy ♬ Ho Ho Ho Ho – Willam
@tysoncross2022 ♬ All I Want for Christmas Is You – Mariah Carey
@jamiejukesuk ♬ Jingle Bell Rock – MARIYA
Huron132
For as long as I can remember as a young gay and now an old gay. I have always wanted me a sexy Santa come visit me. Unfortunately I have never got the experience. But I’m still waiting. Just maybe it will happen. Happy Holidays to everyone, may it be your best. Also, remember if it’s not looking like your time is going to be good. Go out look at the lights go to a mall or some event where you can sit and watch. It gets better, honest it will! I had to have a transplant to see how merry and bright my holidays can be!
powersthatbe
I love it when Santa calls me a ho 3 times. Works for me every time.
No, you need a therapist.
bachy
My parents are going to be really sorry if they don’t get me DanBear and a set of cha cha heels for Christmas.