Today’s depressing news about how the planet would be better off without humans comes to us from Delta Air, which was forced to deal with an unruly situation last week. Some random guy thought it was a good idea to start foaming at the mouth during a flight, yelling at what he called “Hillary b*tches” about the election.
“It’s y’all’s president. Every goddamn one of yous. If you don’t like it, too bad,” he hollers. It’s unclear if he’s drunk or not, and whether that would make it better or worse. We also don’t know his name or where he’s from, but at this point does it really matter?
To their credit, the flight crew kept the situation under control, and now the guy has been banned from all future Delta flights. So… win? There are still plenty of other airlines out there, and maybe this is the kind of thing a universal no-fly list could actually help with. But okay, he’s banned from one airline.
The passengers on the flight will also be offered a full refund, so that’s nice.
DELTA CEO internal memo to employees after passenger yelled about "Hillary b–tches"
"He will never again be allowed on a Delta plane." pic.twitter.com/ebuT0saDtU
— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) November 28, 2016