Heart-shaped horror

What Donald Trump Jr. gave his wife on Valentine’s Day is more hideous than VD

Hmm, where to begin?

Donald Trump Jr. has popped onto Twitter to share what we’ll go ahead and call “a foofy towelscape” commissioned for wife Vanessa in celebration of Valentine’s Day.

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Those plump rose petals. That heart-shaped towel tableaux. And the piece de resistance: a swanlike “towel tower.”

The cumulative effect resembles those elaborate hints serial killers leave behind to taunt investigators:

h/t: New York