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Eminem’s freestyle rips into Donald Trump, turning him into a steaming pile of fleshy orange bits

Whatever your feelings on Eminem, it’s hard not to love the rapper when he’s verbally eviscerating Donald Trump and leaving him in a steaming pile of orange fleshy bits, long-extinguished ganglia, and lumpy tufts of matted, combed-over hair.

In a blistering four-minute freestyle rap, Eminem unrelentingly drags the gibbering gasbag for Puerto Rico, Steve Bannon, white supremacists, his endless hypocrisy, the NFL tweets.

It’s a virtuoso performance that gets the job done — which isn’t something you can say about anything our so-called President has accomplished the last ten months.

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Colin Kaepernick shortly after thanked the rapper for his support.

Here’s a transcript of the lyrics:

“…but we better give Obama props, ‘cuz what we got in office now is a kamikaze that’ll probably cause a nuclear holocaust, and while the drama pops and he waits for sh*t to quiet down, he’ll just gas his plane up and fly around to the bottom and stops…

Intensity is heightened, tensions are rising, Trump, when it comes to giving a shit, you’re stingy as I am — except when it comes to havin’ the balls to go against me,  you hide ’em, cause you don’t have the f**king nuts, like an empty asylum…

Racism’s the only thing he’s fantastic for, ‘cuz that’s how he gets his fucking rocks off and he’s orange;  yeah, sick tan!h at’s why he wants us to disband, ‘cuz he can’t withstand the fact that we’re not afraid of Trump…  F**k walking on eggshells; I came to stomp! That’s why he keeps screaming to drain the swamp… cause he’s in quicksand…

It’s like we take a step forward, then backwards, but this is his form of distraction, plus he gets an enormous reaction when he attacks the NFL, so we focus on that instead of talkin’ Puerto Rico or gun reform for Nevada… all of these horrible tragedies, and porters rather cause a twitter storm with the packers…

…and says he wants to lower our taxes and then who’s gonna pay for his extravagant trips back and forth with his fam to his golf resorts and his mansions…

Same shit that he tormented Hillary for… and he slandered then does it more…  from his endorsement to Bannon,  support for the klansman… Tiki torches in hand for the soldier that’s black and comes home from Iraq and is still told to go back to Africa… Fork and a danger in this racist 94-year-old grandpa, who keeps ignoring our past, historical, deplorable factors.

Not if you’re a black athlete — you’re spoiled, a little brat, for trying to use your platform  or your stature to try to give those a voice who don’t have one… he says you’re spitting in the face of vets who fought for us, you bastards!

Unless you’re a POW who’s tortured and battered cause to him you’re zeros,  ‘cuz he don’t like his war heroes captured…

If that’s not disrespecting the military… Fuck that! This is for Colin, ball up a fist, and keep that shit balled like Donald the bitch… He’s gonna get rid of all immigrants… He’s gonna build that thing up taller than this… Well, if he does build it, I hope it’s rock-solid with bricks, ‘cuz like him in politics, I’m using all of his tricks… ‘cuz i’m throwing  that piece of sh*t against the wall ’til it sticks

And any fan of mine — who’s a supporter of his — I’m drawing in the sand a line — you’re either for or against and if you can’t decide — who you like more in your split, on who you should stand beside, I’ll do it for you with this:

FUCK YOU

The rest of America stand up… We love our military and we love our country

BUT WE FUCKING HATE TRUMP”

And that’s that.

Related: Eminem Comes Out In New Film: “I Am A Homosexual”

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17 Comments

  • Xzamilloh

    How many Trump fans forgot about their “triggered snowflake libtard” rhetoric and had a meltdown on Twitter last night, talking about boycotts and needing safe spaces? Eminem went IN… and it was glorious. Trump, you don’t want it with Marshall Mathers, but of course you’re gonna tweet, because instead of being the leader of the free world, you’re a man-baby who needs to keep acting like you’re hosting The Apprentice and continue the lie about your finances.

  • ColorMeColorado

    Thanks Em. Trump is a hateful speaking mean spirited windbag. I feel sorry for you fellow gays who respect him when he has said so many obnoxious things about tons of people, and many types of people (POWs, foreigners, Trans, etc)

    ImpeachTrump now!

    • MichaelJ

      No, he just supports those that would kill us if given a chance.

  • o.codone

    This guy’s an a*sshole. Just shut up.

  • mhoffman953

    So now gays are supposed to cheer on Eminem? The same Eminem who is a former drug abuse that wrote some of these lyrics too:

    “My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
    That’ll stab you in the head, whether you’re a [email protected] or lez
    Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
    Pants or dress, hate [email protected]? The answer’s yes”

    The same guy who wrote this lyric:

    “F-ck that, take drugs, rape sluts
    Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up…”

    I guess rapping about killing gays, raping women, and doing drugs doesn’t matter as long as he raps about the President being orange. Very original smh

    • Xzamilloh

      Oh, give it a rest!! Eminem had homophobic rap lyrics… so what? Trump has a homophobic cabinet that is dead set on undoing every Obama provision imaginable, including the pro-LGBT legislation, so spare me the fake outrage. I’ll say the same thing I say when it comes to Christian fundamentalist homophobe and Islamic fundamentalists homophobes: I’d rather they talk about it than actually do it, and as it stands, Eminem ain’t out trying to undo LGBT rights, but Trump’s cabinet sure as hell is.

    • o.codone

      in your own words, “so what”?

    • TommyBr

      Thanks mhoffman953, you’re right.

      And to those gay people who embrace homophobes because of their allegiance to the almighty Hillary, you deserve the hell you’re already in.

    • mhoffman953

      @Xzamilloh

      “I’ll say the same thing I say when it comes to Christian fundamentalist homophobe and Islamic fundamentalists homophobes: I’d rather they talk about it than actually do it”

      Sure…that’s why you comment negatively about homophobic statements others make in the stories on Queerty. I remember specifically one instance where you complained about Vivica A. Fox when she talked about how gays shouldn’t be allowed into strip clubs for women.

      The only difference here is that Eminem is anti-Trump so you’re willing to give him a pass on the “stabbing [email protected] or lez or trans” in the head, “hate [email protected]”, “rape sluts”, and “make fun of men who wear make-up” comments

    • Xzamilloh

      Do me a favor, Hoff… type in “Vivica Fox” in the search bar. You’ll see every story she was in, including the ones she said about her club and gay men not her target demographic for her strip club. And you will also see my comment where NOT ONCE did I “complain”… in fact, I specifically said she was not homophobic. You Trumptards and your alternative facts. Don’t try me… this queen fact checks (sort of). The only seeming to ignoring dumpster fires is you… this is a man in charge of the free world, bickering with celebrities, the NFL and twitter thugging on politicians and other world leaders. A man whose wife and ex-wife are bickering over the most nonsensical BS. A president whose only legacy will be attempting to the legacy of the president before him.

      But, please… since that example of me complaining about other people’s homophobic statements was so piss poor, feel free to provide more. You know, since this “Gotcha” failed miserably.

    • Xzamilloh

      And of course, this is all while ignoring that his vice president literally attempted enshrine religious discrimination against LGBT people into law. Of course, Trump only cares about undoing everything Obama did, not about the mouth breathing idiots that voted for him. How’s that wall coming along?

    • mhoffman953

      @Xzamilloh

      My comment says it’s awaiting moderation, so I’ll try editing it and posting it again since it may never get approved.

      Sure, I just did and you complained a few times about her and what she said.

      “You know what? F-ck it… she said some messed up shit and although I get it from a narrowed perspective, she seemed all too easy to come out the side of her mouth with that nonsense. In any case, it is going to be some stank mess low budget production that would probably do better in Atlanta, but then again, that is gay black mecca. What is the point of this show?”

      Sounds like complaining to me but you’re missing my overall point.

      The overall point is that just because someone doesn’t like Trump, it doesn’t mean you have to worship the ground that person walks on. It’s ok to recognize that some people are garbage and not align yourself with garbage. The enemy of your enemy is not always your friend. The heroes of the left are people like Eminem who profits from lyrics about murdering gays, people who burn our flag, and other trashy celebrities or derelicts of society.

    • Xzamilloh

      THAT’S what you call complaining? I complained more about Hillary Clinton and Obama’s slow response to gay marriage and LGBT rights, and the best you can do is come up with ONE comment (you claim I had many so why not post them since they’re still up) about Vivica Fox? All while deceptively leaving out where I said she wasn’t homophobic. I cannot stand you intellectually dishonest charlatans. And since you want to talk about missing points, let me address the point you missed:

      One is an entertainer not that does not have presidential power and cannot enact laws that will set LGBT people back, and one is an entertainer that can.

      One raps about homophobic, misogynistic things while the other appoints homophobic, misogynistic people onto his cabinet… all while bragging about grabbing some putty tat.

      Of course both were married multiple times, but Eminem’s the only one that married the same woman twice, while PRESIDENT Trump has 5 kids with 3 different women.

      You have a stupid point… Eminem’s freestyle was great, but “worshiping” seems like some SJW hyperbole. Not to mention, you have a lot of nerve trying to lay Eminem’s ish bare while always playing Trump apologist. And the heroes of the right are people like Milo Y. who sing karaoke in front of bunch of neo-nazis like Richard Spencer throwing up nazi saluts, or nutjobs like Mike Cernovich and “pizzagate” or TRUMP himself who will throw you under the bus the minute he sees his popularity waning.

      Oh, and the danger of calling criticism of him “fake news”, the SJW equivalent of “everyone I don’t like is a nazi.” Have some consistency and call out your own side if you’re going to call out the other side… because you damn sure can’t claim I don’t call out my own.

  • leobaga

    Has been needs attention. Homophobe Eminem, are you this desperate?! Hahaha.

  • Jaxton

    Eminem has traded on homophobia and misogyny for many years. If you support him now, you have no right to complain if you get bashed in the face by a homophobe.

  • Luna1979

    My students told me recently that Eminem was dead. I googled it and found he was still alive, which I didn’t care either way, but came to find out the kids had him confused with Tupac. That’s how irrelavent this annoying Muppet is. He made no secret of his gay bashing so just because he jumped on the We Hate Trump bandwagon, why would I suddenly find him less offensive?!

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