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Eminem’s freestyle rips into Donald Trump, turning him into a steaming pile of fleshy orange bits

Whatever your feelings on Eminem, it’s hard not to love the rapper when he’s verbally eviscerating Donald Trump and leaving him in a steaming pile of orange fleshy bits, long-extinguished ganglia, and lumpy tufts of matted, combed-over hair.

In a blistering four-minute freestyle rap, Eminem unrelentingly drags the gibbering gasbag for Puerto Rico, Steve Bannon, white supremacists, his endless hypocrisy, the NFL tweets.

It’s a virtuoso performance that gets the job done — which isn’t something you can say about anything our so-called President has accomplished the last ten months.

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Colin Kaepernick shortly after thanked the rapper for his support.

Here’s a transcript of the lyrics:

“…but we better give Obama props, ‘cuz what we got in office now is a kamikaze that’ll probably cause a nuclear holocaust, and while the drama pops and he waits for sh*t to quiet down, he’ll just gas his plane up and fly around to the bottom and stops…

Intensity is heightened, tensions are rising, Trump, when it comes to giving a shit, you’re stingy as I am — except when it comes to havin’ the balls to go against me,  you hide ’em, cause you don’t have the f**king nuts, like an empty asylum…

Racism’s the only thing he’s fantastic for, ‘cuz that’s how he gets his fucking rocks off and he’s orange;  yeah, sick tan!h at’s why he wants us to disband, ‘cuz he can’t withstand the fact that we’re not afraid of Trump…  F**k walking on eggshells; I came to stomp! That’s why he keeps screaming to drain the swamp… cause he’s in quicksand…

It’s like we take a step forward, then backwards, but this is his form of distraction, plus he gets an enormous reaction when he attacks the NFL, so we focus on that instead of talkin’ Puerto Rico or gun reform for Nevada… all of these horrible tragedies, and porters rather cause a twitter storm with the packers…

…and says he wants to lower our taxes and then who’s gonna pay for his extravagant trips back and forth with his fam to his golf resorts and his mansions…

Same shit that he tormented Hillary for… and he slandered then does it more…  from his endorsement to Bannon,  support for the klansman… Tiki torches in hand for the soldier that’s black and comes home from Iraq and is still told to go back to Africa… Fork and a danger in this racist 94-year-old grandpa, who keeps ignoring our past, historical, deplorable factors.

Not if you’re a black athlete — you’re spoiled, a little brat, for trying to use your platform  or your stature to try to give those a voice who don’t have one… he says you’re spitting in the face of vets who fought for us, you bastards!

Unless you’re a POW who’s tortured and battered cause to him you’re zeros,  ‘cuz he don’t like his war heroes captured…

If that’s not disrespecting the military… Fuck that! This is for Colin, ball up a fist, and keep that shit balled like Donald the bitch… He’s gonna get rid of all immigrants… He’s gonna build that thing up taller than this… Well, if he does build it, I hope it’s rock-solid with bricks, ‘cuz like him in politics, I’m using all of his tricks… ‘cuz i’m throwing  that piece of sh*t against the wall ’til it sticks

And any fan of mine — who’s a supporter of his — I’m drawing in the sand a line — you’re either for or against and if you can’t decide — who you like more in your split, on who you should stand beside, I’ll do it for you with this:

FUCK YOU

The rest of America stand up… We love our military and we love our country

BUT WE FUCKING HATE TRUMP”

And that’s that.

Related: Eminem Comes Out In New Film: “I Am A Homosexual”

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