Gary Busey is apparently starring on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK right now (why?), where The Mirror reports he was nearly punched this week after probing a fellow housemate with explicit questions about gay sex.
The ensuing argument between the “kooky” 70-year-old American actor and British Strictly Come Dancing contestant James Jordan is described far too hilariously by The Mirror for us to even dream of presenting it any other way.
Please read in the voice of Unsolved Mysteries host Robert Stack:
The argument all started when Leslie [Jordan] pulled on a pair of fetching white surgical gloves to have a root through Duchess Deidre’s suitcase, prompting James to unbutton his jeans, turn around and bend over, inviting Leslie to do what they do in airports to people suspected of smuggling objects.
Translation: Straight male James Jordan asks Leslie Jordan to anally search him. Yes, Leslie freaking Jordan is also on this show.
At that moment Gary wanders into the bedroom and asked James if he was gay, with James replying: “Fuck off,” before attempting to explain that while he’s got lots of gay friends and is comfortable enough to camp it up, he’s straight and happily married.
Leslie Jordan? A Duchess? “Fetching” gloves that prompt a “row?” Tell us more!
“There’s being gay,” he explained. “That’s one thing, and then there’s being happy in your sexuality, and you’re not afraid to express yourself…”
But then Gary interrupted with a joke, quipping: “You’re not afraid to get butt-fucked in the ass?”
Then as the housemates laughed, James replied with: “Ive never hit a seventy-year-old before.”
And then Gary went a bit further with: “Show your little fucking ass, have Leslie stick your small finger in your rectum.”
The most important thing we can take from this scuff is that Jordan actually does like to be “butt-fucked.” He “enjoys a cheeky finger” now and then, to be specific.
Watch the entire conversation unfold over at The Mirror.