“Gay Bachelor” Back Online, Male Olympians Hugging & There Must Be Something In Team USA’s Water

It’s Olympic week— a perfect time to bury that nagging story about your mysterious epic bar fight last week, or confront those old photos from that magazine you never wanted people to see. Go ahead, everybody’s paying attention to the Olympics!

While NBC kept up its homophobic coverage of the Games, Instagram stepped up and filled the void with thirst posts. Here’s what you might have missed:

Go out and conquer the day! Sending blessings and love to all! ?????? #happythursday #itsalmosttheweekend

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Alleged “gay Bachelor Robert Sepulveda Jr. started posting again after a seven-week hiatus.

Raul Castillo graced the cover of Bello magazine. The new porn ‘stache looks good on him!

Team GB Sandwich with @dannielgoodfellow & @tomdaley1994 ??

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Bronze medalists Daniel Goodfellow and Tom Daley sandwiched the original Olympic goddess, Johnny Weir. (Tom also met fellow gay icon Greg Louganis!)

Vanity Fair threw back to their 2004 photo shoot with now 27-time Olympic gold medal winner Michael Phelps.

Happy bday @ryanlochte !!! The old dudes on the team now!!! #rio #usa??

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And then he peed in the Olympic pool!

Beach for days, come and join!! ?: @thewaltersavage

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Nyle DiMarco set fire to Rockaway Beach.

Tipo sei lah

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Out Brazilian diver Ian Matos wore green to match the pool.

Session done ??? #brazil #rio #rio2016 #riodejaneiro #olympics

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Team GB sprinter James Ellington finished training, and then probably did some laundry on his stomach.

#SundayFunDay #PriXxlife ? #plasticfantastic

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Kim Kardashian wannabe Joey Prixx spent $60,000 on his ass.

This is disgusting. Sorry mom

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(But it still doesn’t hold a candle to the giant peach on gay comic Matteo Lane.)

Beach, Beach And Beach! ???? #Yesterday #RivaPlage #StTropez #Boys #Team

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French high-heeled dancer Mehdi Mamine went to the beach.

Out Tongan swimmer Amini Fonua, our new favorite person, told Nico Hines and the Daily Beast to kiss his ass.

Joanne the Scammer got out of drag for Fader.

Lin-Manuel Miranda got The Rock to perform a Beauty and the Beast classic.

CNN reporter Jeremy Diamond was accosted by an angry Trump supporter in Florida. He’s also bae af.

We bleed red white and blue. #USA Photo by @johnkcheng

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Team USA gymnasts Sam Mikulak and Jake Dalton didn’t fulfill their dream of competing shirtless, but they sure inspired a few new dreams for us.

All around finals today, leaving it all out there. #USA

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God damn, boys!


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Seriously, Team USA. Stop it.

Venice ride 1

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Pietro Boselli biked around Venice.

@chasenfitness ??

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Brooklyn Beckham posted his gains.

Game of Thrones star Jason Momoa got drunk and shirtless. Wonder how many drinks it takes to turn him?

Thank you @elleusa for this awesome shot… It was such a fun photo shoot!!

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Team USA gymnast Danell Leyva fell off the high bar and onto the pages of Elle.

A moment in time I'll never forget.

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The Daily Mail shaded Team GB divers Chris Mears and Jack Laugher for their “unmanly” hug after winning gold.

The Daily Mail did not shade Australian swimmers Cameron McEvoy and Kyle Chalmers for theirs.

Studly Brazilian gymnast Arthur Zanetti‘s solo sex tape leaked!

His teammate Sérgio Sasaki has one too!

Time to relax with my bro @tal_benabu #EILAT??

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And sorry, Eric Nicolino— Israeli model Barak Shamir gave us new hair goals.

By @alex_getsel_photography @passion_management1 @eyal_hagbi

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Soon…? @avivavramov

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Add me on •snapchat•-barakshamir63 #nofilterneeded #HAPPY-TUESDAY?? #HaveAgoodDay

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