It’s Olympic week— a perfect time to bury that nagging story about your mysterious epic bar fight last week, or confront those old photos from that magazine you never wanted people to see. Go ahead, everybody’s paying attention to the Olympics!
While NBC kept up its homophobic coverage of the Games, Instagram stepped up and filled the void with thirst posts. Here’s what you might have missed:
Alleged “gay Bachelor“ Robert Sepulveda Jr. started posting again after a seven-week hiatus.
Vanity Fair threw back to their 2004 photo shoot with now 27-time Olympic gold medal winner Michael Phelps.
And then he peed in the Olympic pool!
Nyle DiMarco set fire to Rockaway Beach.
Out Brazilian diver Ian Matos wore green to match the pool.
Team GB sprinter James Ellington finished training, and then probably did some laundry on his stomach.
Kim Kardashian wannabe Joey Prixx spent $60,000 on his ass.
(But it still doesn’t hold a candle to the giant peach on gay comic Matteo Lane.)
French high-heeled dancer Mehdi Mamine went to the beach.
Out Tongan swimmer Amini Fonua, our new favorite person, told Nico Hines and the Daily Beast to kiss his ass.
Joanne the Scammer got out of drag for Fader.
Lin-Manuel Miranda got The Rock to perform a Beauty and the Beast classic.
CNN reporter Jeremy Diamond was accosted by an angry Trump supporter in Florida. He’s also bae af.
Team USA gymnasts Sam Mikulak and Jake Dalton didn’t fulfill their dream of competing shirtless, but they sure inspired a few new dreams for us.
God damn, boys!
Seriously, Team USA. Stop it.
Pietro Boselli biked around Venice.
Brooklyn Beckham posted his gains.
Game of Thrones star Jason Momoa got drunk and shirtless. Wonder how many drinks it takes to turn him?
Team USA gymnast Danell Leyva fell off the high bar and onto the pages of Elle.
The Daily Mail shaded Team GB divers Chris Mears and Jack Laugher for their “unmanly” hug after winning gold.
I won't ever forget this moment here in the pool. My embrace in full support of Kyle, and Kyle's embrace in full support of me. Although there were 15,000 people watching and another several hundred million watching on TV, this moment was just between the two of us. Complete respect: this is what sport is all about. Thank you. #OurTeam @dolphinsaus @ausolympicteam
The Daily Mail did not shade Australian swimmers Cameron McEvoy and Kyle Chalmers for theirs.
Studly Brazilian gymnast Arthur Zanetti‘s solo sex tape leaked!
His teammate Sérgio Sasaki has one too!
And sorry, Eric Nicolino— Israeli model Barak Shamir gave us new hair goals.