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GOP Logo Gets Gay Make Over

We’ve never felt so honored. Via Big Head DC:

Those saucy kids over at Queerty totally do not like the recently unveiled GOP National Convention Logo. “We’re not sure what they’re going for, but it’s awful,” they wrote. “Let’s ignore the childish graphics and threatening tusks and focus on those star eyes. Is the elephant on drugs? Did it just get punched? Can it shoot laser beams?”

In an attempt to quell our queer souls, the Big Heads concocted a far gay-friendlier version. Not to mention realistic: notice the elephant bucking to crush Larry Craig?