Here Comes Lisa Miller’s Arrest Warrant

On the lam for almost two months, ex-lesbian mom Lisa Miller, who refused to turn over 7-year-old daughter Isabella to former partner Janet Jenkins, now has an arrest warrant out for her.

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12 Comments

  • hyhybt

    “Lam,” not “lamb.”

  • Lukas P.

    What’s this about a lamb? I thought you were covering a child abduction?*

    Anyone helping Lisa Miller with this kidnapping will be considered a “hero” or a “saint” by the church but should face aiding/abetting charges for involvement with the kidnapping.

    That poor child is cut off from her family/friends/school/routine. That’s gonna leave some emotional scars.

    * You mean “on the lam” don’t you? That’s different. Don’t worry about having to rely on your foreign-born readers to help you with your English, We learn thjs stuff in school.

  • terrwill

    They couldn’t have gotten very far on a lamb!!

    Finally a little bit ‘o progress here. If the roles had been switched and it was a “Lesbian on the Lamb Chop” you can be damm sure the wheels of justice would have been spinning off their freakin axles………………..

    NOW HOW ABOUT AN AMBER ALERT????

  • geoff

    To hell with an arrest warrant, what about an Amber Alert? This is kidnapping.

  • Jon

    Yes, Yes and Yes. I also hope charges are forthcoming for accessory.

  • Lukas P.

    @terrwill: Hell yes! Amber alert….

    I sincerely hope Queerty keeps on top of this story, because the mainstream media seem to focusing on other stuff. Meanwhile the poor kid is getting indoctrinated with hate for the other mom, and probably not getting schooled in much else.

  • schlukitz

    Mary had a little lamb.
    She also had a bear.
    We’ve often seen her lamb.
    But, we’ve never seen her bear.

  • terrwill

    @Lukas P.: Could ya imagine if the roles were reversed? and the Gay parent rode away on a lamb with that poor kid??? (I am sorry, but I can’t help myself : p) Faux News would have etched a crawl across everyones tv screens by now…………

    I doubt that poor kid has seen daylight in months, snatched away from her Parent, Grandparents, friends, school, and any other senbelense of a normal life……….Thats frightwing “family values” ………

    schlukitz: Didn’t know ya had a poetic license!…….
    <em: p

  • Lukas P.

    Swing Low, Sweet Chariot,
    Lisa Miller’s on the wrong side of the laaaaw,
    Poor little child,
    In places unknown,
    Is cryin’ out for her other Maaaaw.

    [now you know why I don’t write songs or poetry….]

  • schlukitz

    No. 9 · terrwill

    As well as a license to murder the English language. ;P

    And while we are on the subject of bears:

    Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a bear.
    Fuzzy Wuzzy Had no hair.
    Fuzzy Wuzzy Wasn’t fuzzy,
    was he?

  • schlukitz

    No. 10 · Lukas P.

    Quite good, actually. Quite good.

    Lukas, you’re a poet
    and you don’t even know it.
    Your feet show it, however;
    They’re Longfellows.

    Seriously, however, having lived as a total recluse in a hunting and fishing cabin on a stream in the Catskill mountains of upstate New York (my Walden Pond Period), New York City people often asked if there were woodchucks up my way and and wanted to know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    The answer, of course, was very obvious. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    See what happens when a man spends way too much time alone with only the animals of the forest for company? LOL

    And…the Internet had not even been invented yet. ;P

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