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Here’s The Sexualized Super Bowl Commentary You’ve Been Hunting For

Aaron Rodgers came out testing Bryant McFadden and William Gay, and Nelson turned Gay into his personal whipping boy on a team-leading 15 targets.

—The Green Bay Packers may have won America’s Halftime Show 31-25, and the Black Eyed Peas may have given Obama a shout out to fight the stupidization of America, but given that I’m five-years-old I needed to find the best use of William Gay’s name (#22), and I did.