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Here’s The Sexualized Super Bowl Commentary You’ve Been Hunting For

Aaron Rodgers came out testing Bryant McFadden and William Gay, and Nelson turned Gay into his personal whipping boy on a team-leading 15 targets.

—The Green Bay Packers may have won America’s Halftime Show 31-25, and the Black Eyed Peas may have given Obama a shout out to fight the stupidization of America, but given that I’m five-years-old I needed to find the best use of William Gay’s name (#22), and I did.

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  • ron

    OK, let’s get this ball rolling……Was anyone else offended and appalled by Christina Aguilera’s shitty rendition of the National Anthem?? Instead of trying to make it a pop song with all that vocal warbling, why doesn’t she just sing the damn song the way it was written. And let’s also discuss the sucky half-time show!!!!

  • hf2hvit

    OFFENDED!!! APPALLED!!! I say WATERBOARD her in the name of Jesus Christ like a true republican would!!! APPALLED INDEED!!!

  • justiceontherocks

    @ron: Agreed on all that. I think she forgot the words.

    On a positive note – Aaron Rodgers is hot.

  • Shannon1981

    @justiceontherocks: She definitely forgot the words. She sang the first verse twice, then halfway through the second verse realized it and sang the right verse, but by then the words made no sense as she was singing them. My mom and I laughed at her for an hour LOL. and I am generally an Xtina fan, but that was awful.

  • Lawrence

    Why is no one talking about how bad the half time show was?

    Black Eyed Peas should have just lip sinked…

  • Justin

    I believe there was some commentary in which they said ” and gay shoves it in” Granted I was drinking but I’m almost positive it was said.

  • Michael Letterman

    Yes because to a Queer everything is gay. The queerer the more gay things seem.

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