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Homophobic radio hosts’ obsession with army general’s sucking abilities seems kinda, well, gay

Sigmond Freud would have a field day with this one.

Christian extremist Alex Jones invited fellow conspiracy theorist Roger Stone onto his radio show “Info Wars” yesterday to shoot the breeze. Naturally, the two homophobes ended up talking a lot about gay sex. Specifically, they fantasized on live air about the gay sex life of General H.R. McMaster.

(For the record, Gen. McMaster has been married to a woman for the past 30-some years and, as far as we know, doesn’t identify as homosexual.)

The guys called McMaster a “leather daddy” who can “suck a golf ball through a garden hose.” Here’s how it went down:

STONE: I want to raise this question, though. Why is it that General [James] Mattis, General [H.R.] McMaster, John Brennan, formerly of the CIA, Michael Hayden, formerly of the CIA, and James Clapper. Why do these guys all have shaved heads?

JONES: Because that’s part of being a leather daddy.

STONE: Is it some secret club or something that they’re in? I mean, it defies the odds of coincidence, that every one of these guys have the same kind of look. There it is. Extraordinary. By the way [McMaster’s] smirk at the end of this kind of gives the whole thing away.

JONES: He looks like he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Watch the exchange below. Or don’t.