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Homophobic radio hosts’ obsession with army general’s sucking abilities seems kinda, well, gay

Sigmond Freud would have a field day with this one.

Christian extremist Alex Jones invited fellow conspiracy theorist Roger Stone onto his radio show “Info Wars” yesterday to shoot the breeze. Naturally, the two homophobes ended up talking a lot about gay sex. Specifically, they fantasized on live air about the gay sex life of General H.R. McMaster.

(For the record, Gen. McMaster has been married to a woman for the past 30-some years and, as far as we know, doesn’t identify as homosexual.)

The guys called McMaster a “leather daddy” who can “suck a golf ball through a garden hose.” Here’s how it went down:

STONE: I want to raise this question, though. Why is it that General [James] Mattis, General [H.R.] McMaster, John Brennan, formerly of the CIA, Michael Hayden, formerly of the CIA, and James Clapper. Why do these guys all have shaved heads?

JONES: Because that’s part of being a leather daddy.

STONE: Is it some secret club or something that they’re in? I mean, it defies the odds of coincidence, that every one of these guys have the same kind of look. There it is. Extraordinary. By the way [McMaster’s] smirk at the end of this kind of gives the whole thing away.

JONES: He looks like he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Watch the exchange below. Or don’t.

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11 Comments

  • KaiserVonScheiss

    Roger Stone has admitted that he’s pro-gay marriage. I don’t think he’s the homophobe you claim he is. Or maybe “homophobe” is just lefty code for right-winged.

    And I’m not sure Stone is wrong about his claim that the intelligence community has manufactured some of this stuff. All of the stuff is just “listen and believe.” We’re given no real evidence. We’re just supposed to trust them.

    Last time I checked. The NSA spies on the American people. The CIA have overthrown foreign governments and they imported cocaine into California as part of Iran-Contra. You can’t trust these people.

  • mhoffman953

    Wonder how many people even know where the phrase “He looks like he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose” even came from? LOL. I bet the writers at Queerty don’t even know

    • ChrisK

      I’ve never seen it used to describe a look. Just an ability.

  • ChrisK

    As much as I detest Roger Stone I don’t think he’s homophobic.

  • Bellerophon69

    I find it interesting that two civilians who never served in the Armed Forces got into a discussion as such about a storied, very capable and heroic Veteran who could probably kick both their asses and not even work up a sweat. Sounds like two old biddies flapping their jaws about the neighbor than a serious political discussion to me. Oh, WAIT! I forget who the two old biddies in question are; they may not be “Gay”, but they are definitely “Fay”!

  • scotshot

    A pair of cackling old hens.

  • Jack Meoff

    They both certainly seem to know more than their fair share abut gay culture etc. almost to the point of obsession. A bit suspicious if you ask me

  • DMRX

    It’s “Sigmund,” you freaking moron Graham!
    Good grief!!!

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