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Hot German Dude Wanted After Naked Joyride


Earlier this month, an incredibly sexy German man stripped down to his birthday suit and took his motorcycle for a spin through an open-air Christmas Market in the city of Münster. While I consider this homoerotic joyride a generous gift to all who saw, German authorities announced this week that they’re searching for the man in order to file charges against him.

The man, who keeps his face concealed under his helmet throughout the video, filmed the glorious affair with a mounted camera and with the help of a few friends (one of whom was lucky enough to catch him playing with his junk around the 1:06 mark above). Oh yeah, he was also wearing boots, gloves, and a scarf to keep warm. Thankfully no cock sock.

The stunt appears to have been the result of a bet wagered on the “Baller Boyz” motorcycle club Facebook page, where the man allegedly said he would perform the ride if the post received 1,000 likes.

Obviously, the post received well over 1,000 likes. I imagine the unidentified man’s fan base has grown by tenfold and, for what it’s worth, I really hope it’s actually this guy again.

On:           Dec 27, 2013
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    • viveutvivas

      I want to be that motorcycle seat.

      Dec 27, 2013 at 2:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hudson

      hahaha. love german dudes! going to berlin in may- cant wait. hope the baller boyz are out and about

      Dec 27, 2013 at 2:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hudson

      if you go to the fb link you can find another with this and other hot biker vids

      Dec 27, 2013 at 2:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike

      Rather mild for a German guy. Must be str8t. A gay German guy would first shouve a 12 inch dildo up his ass before he stripped down and went for a ride. German gays are kinky fuckers.

      Dec 27, 2013 at 3:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TheBigOne

      +1 for Spike.

      I once knew a German man who got pure pleasure out of licking my arm pits :-)

      Dec 27, 2013 at 4:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebizzar

      Haha I just saw this the other night on a guy’s tumblr porn blog LOL. I know I’m not the only one with a helmet fetish? ;P

      Anyway I’m a bit upset, the original video (which was in HD! ;D) was taken down due to “Youtube’s policy on nudity or sexual content”. So biased! Had it been a girl doing it they’d never take it down, they’d probably even have it featured -.-

      Dec 27, 2013 at 5:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimbryant

      Don’t you just love these straight guys? They are far more relaxed about nudity and sexuality than are gay guys.

      Today’s gay guys have become woman-fearing and limp-wristed. They hide away in gay bars in New York or LA while the real world spins around outside.

      I would compare today’s gays to the Amish.

      Dec 27, 2013 at 6:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KittyLitter

      Damn. That’s one rocking body.

      Dec 27, 2013 at 7:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tyler100

      Jim, I highly doubt you know how comfortable men of any sexual orientation are with being naked. Because nobody would want to be (naked or otherwise) anywhere near you.

      Dec 27, 2013 at 8:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper

      He does like his body so there must be a bit of bi inside him ;)

      Dec 27, 2013 at 9:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimbryant

      I find straight-identifying men charming and relaxed. It’s usually the gay guys who are most uptight. Go into any gay bar. The guys are sitting around like grannies talking about their overseas trips and uttering “well” and “really” every so often.

      How did gay men end up so sterile and non-threatening to the mainstream? By segregating yourselves, you’ve become grannies and nannies.

      Dec 27, 2013 at 9:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      Dec 27, 2013 at 9:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tyler100

      Litper and JimBryant are the same person. They’re both aliases of this one troll Rick, and has gone by all three names on Towelroad. Queerty moderators, get on this!


      How did you, someone who hates gay men more than most Christian homophobes, find this site? Why aren’t you felating the egos of some straight boys on a sports blog?

      Dec 27, 2013 at 9:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper

      tyler is really paranoid if thinks everyone who diagrees with him is “Rick”. Personally I dislike straight-identifying guys and find the “straight” fetish of jimbryant disgusting and homophobic.

      Dec 27, 2013 at 10:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimbryant

      I maintain about what I’ve said about gay men. They no longer challenge society. They have become safe. They’re afraid to walk down the street holding hands. They have become “don’t rock the boat” stereotypes. They’re like the exhibit at the zoo enclosure, fenced away and contented in the fact of being fenced off.

      You know, if I want my revolution, I’ll hire straight guys, not gay guys. Gay guys have turned out be to contented disappointments.

      Dec 27, 2013 at 10:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi

      Now this is a Christmas custom that I can get behind

      Dec 28, 2013 at 1:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AmberMakitos

      just as Phillip said I am blown away that anyone can make $7802 in 1 month on the computer. view website….. http://claockurl.com/Bc9

      Dec 28, 2013 at 5:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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