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If Britney Spears Was President, Would Gays Have Their Rights?

By Queerty Staff August 19, 2009 at 11:08am · 9 comments

No, but we wouldn’t be hearing about the arms of this Michelle Obama person.

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9 Comments

  • Sydney

    Hahaha, she is so cute. 😛

    August 19, 2009 at 12:08pm
  • David

    I thought this was very cute haha. It was good to see her being silly again. Things like this are classic Britney. It was a nice change when you compare it to other appearances that she has been doing recently.

    August 19, 2009 at 1:08pm
  • Omar

    I loved it she was so cute and at least we get free pie. 🙂

    August 19, 2009 at 1:08pm
  • GranDiva

    @Omar:
    Pie has carbs, remember? Our people don’t do carbs.

    August 19, 2009 at 11:08pm
  • jason

    Oh puh-lease, give me a freaking break. Britney is a sad attention whore whose talent registers at about zero. She’s indicative of how tragic and trivial female singers have become in the US and elsewhere. “Show a lot of T&A and use back-up tapes” seems to be the modus operandum for these trivial females.

    As for gay rights, what the fuck has Britney done for us? Zero. If you’re a gay guy who likes her, you’re misguided.

    August 20, 2009 at 2:08am
  • j

    @jason: *yawn*

    August 20, 2009 at 6:08am
  • Darth Paul

    @jason: I heard THAT!

    Also, why do idiots still believe the Presidency confers magical powers to enact civil laws by fiat? We live in a republic, not a freakin monarchy.

    August 20, 2009 at 7:08am
  • Thom

    @Omar: b-b-b-but everybody loves PY 😀

    August 25, 2009 at 4:08pm
  • John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)

    @j: Yawn to you. Get over her.

    Some silly twit says she loves Gay and it’s like OMG she’s sooo cute! Uh huh.

    September 11, 2009 at 1:09pm

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