Dubious Honor

Introducing The Douches Of The Year: The Republican Presidential Candidates

Rick Perry

Thanks to his complete lack of campaign ability, Perry is more likely to be the next spokesmodel for Grecian Formula than the GOP presidential nominee. The build-up for his campaign was a come-to-Jesus-if-you’re-straight prayer rally, after all. It was quickly followed by the hiring of some really outstanding homophobes. Then he opened his mouth and turned any remaining advantages to ashes.

Lately, Perry has taken to bashing gays in the military while wearing Brokeback Mountain duds, a misstep he’s probably already forgotten.