Jared Leto’s Bulge Makes Us Say “Justin Theroux Who?”

325501_600As Summer winds down, it seems the must-have Fall accessory may be a super-sized pendulum for your pants. Justin Theroux got us all pausing the DVR on The Leftovers with his, and now Jared Leto is sporting the hot new fashion trend.

We’ve previously given you our five reasons we love Jared Leto. Well, here’s a sixth, and it’s a big one.

While performing on stage with his band 30 Seconds To Mars, Leto, overcome by the spirit of the music, grabbed what appears to be the fifth Beatle. It looks like Alexis Arquette was right when she told Frontiers that, “it’s not only massive; it’s like a Praetorian Guard’s helmet.”

Leto has been quoted saying, “I don’t dive into the mosh pit any more. It’s the fastest way to lose your penis. And I’m proud to say mine is still intact.”

Now we know why he’s so protective of it.


Here’s the video the stills are taken from, head to the 1:45 mark to see the grab in action:

h/t dlisted