Jason Whitlock thought he was kicking off the new year with a great triumph.
Instead, the once-formidable sports columnist wound up exposing himself in one of the all-time great self-owns.
On Monday, Whitlock, who works for The Blaze, posted a screenshot of his ESPN.com page. At the top, there was a banner ad for a very X-rated birthday card.
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Sensing an opportunity to expose ESPN as a “woke” corporation pushing the gay agenda (sorry, that’s us!), Whitlock sent out a missive right at the start of the Rose Bowl.
“I’m looking at NFL standings on ESPN.com. This is the ad running above the standings. How is this possible? Appropriate?” he posted.
The ad in question talks about birthday sex… in rather graphic terms!
“Balls deep inside of me is a great way to spend your birthday.”
On the surface, Whitlock has a point. That is a weird advertisement to see on a page showing the NFL standings. It would make more sense if there was an ad for sports equipment, or even something like an SUV.
Ads are supposed to reach a targeted audience. While guys hounding for sodomy are certainly sports fans, they’re probably not ESPN’s primary demographic.
Dads buying baseball gloves, or the family’s new SUV, would seem to better fit the criteria, we’re guessing.
But here’s the thing about digital advertisements: they are tailored towards each particular person’s interests. How many times have you been talking with your friends about buying a new jockstrap, only to see your Instagram feed filled with ads about sexy underwear?
As explained by 3D Digital, targeted display advertising “targets potential customers based on a wide set of variables, such as demographics, online habits and interests.”
When people log onto websites, they are fed banner ads that correspond with their recent internet history.
When I log onto ESPN’s NFL page, for example, I see an ad for The Clevelander in Miami Beach. (That makes sense, because I’m always searching for warm weather getaways, only to cry when I see the price.)
Odds are, Whitlock probably isn’t seeing an ad for gay sex-themed birthday cards without reason. Logic tell us, he’s probably seeing that risqué display for a reason.
Thousands of people, including many sportswriters, made sure to let him know.
What’ve you been searching?? Usually those ads are algorithmic
— Jason (@bigjay2101) January 1, 2024
This is the Google search you are looking for. pic.twitter.com/aPwXJhCQLc
— dan barker (@danbarker) January 1, 2024
This is the Google search you are looking for. pic.twitter.com/aPwXJhCQLc
— dan barker (@danbarker) January 1, 2024
How dare ESPN serve me business news and Jeep ads! It's almost like the ad syndicator knows I cover sports biz and I am in the market for a new SUV. Weird. pic.twitter.com/4tNOuKJkSS
— A.J. Perez (@byajperez) January 2, 2024
hahahahah who wants to tell this dude how the algorithm works??!?!??
— Tommy Beer (@TommyBeer) January 1, 2024
Now hit “browser history” then take a pic and post it.
— Colin Dunlap (@colin_dunlap) January 1, 2024
In many respects, this historic self-own is the perfect encapsulation of Whitlock’s fall from respectability. At one time, he was a rising star in the sports media world, writing provocative columns for The Kansas City Star as a 20-something and appearing regularly on ESPN.
He always cut against the grain, which was one of the primary reasons for his success. For example, he often took contrarian standards on race, chiding “racial opportunists” in the Duke Lacrosse Case and criticizing hip-hop’s influence on Black culture.
When Whitlock left the Star in 2010, he hosted a three-hour radio show blasting the paper’s editor, accusing him of salacious personal conduct.
Despite that toxic behavior, he was admired in the sport media biz for his fearlessness.
“I try not to burn bridges, but he napalms them. He’s fundamentally unafraid,” said Dan Le Batard, an ex-Miami Herald columnist who now hosts one of the most popular sports podcasts in the country.
While always difficult to manage, Whitlock’s career took on a chaotic pace after leaving the Star and ESPN. He worked briefly for AOL Sports and Fox Sports, blowing himself out of each opportunity.
His first tenure at Fox ended in 2012, when he mocked New York Knicks guard Jeremy Lin with a racist sexual stereotype.
Still, Whitlock’s work overshadowed his personal controversies. ESPN brought him back to lead The Undefeated, a vertical dedicated to covering sports through the lens of race and culture.
But he never got the project off the ground, and was fired a couple of years later.
His alienating and abusive management style was chronicled in a highly read Deadspin feature story, “How Jason Whitlock Is Poisoning ESPN’s ‘Black Grantland.'”
Now a right-wing troll who rails against women’s suffrage, there is great irony in Whitlock’s previous focus on race. A regular guest on Tucker Carlson‘s old Fox show, he seemingly criticizes Black people, and women in particular, at every turn.
Last year, he blamed Black women for the scorn of police brutality.
The pop star Ciara fired back.
Women owning Whitlock for his sexist opinions is a hilarious theme. When he defended a sports radio host for appearing to target ESPN personality Mina Kimes with a racist quip, she came back with the ultimate diss.
Undeterred, Whitlock keeps on posting through the perpetual embarrassment. In recent days, he’s suggested he’s the target of a coordinated attack, orchestrated by the “Alphabet Mafia.”
We wish we were that clever!
But in the process, he’s managed to own himself… again!
Whitlock keeps fighting back, and continues to fall further behind.
Happy New Year!
Covid Hermit
“Ads are supposed to reach a targeted audience. ”
Then why have I been getting ads for the South Dakota lottery recently? I don’t live in South Dakota! And for that matter, why do I keep getting ads for German hearing aids? I’m 44 and not that deaf, tbh.
ZzBomb
The devices also listen.
Like you ever been talking to a friend about something, open your phone and hop on a site and BAM! Something similar to what you were just talking about displays in the ad column? That
abfab
They do! And your device also beams Jewish Space Lasers into the brains of the Q ANON girls hanging out here. Where is MTG BTW…..maybe she’s doing some work? Ha.
radiooutmike
All this could be avoided if he used an ad blocker.
I use an ad blocker, but if I had to see ads on a webpage; a gay balls deep card would do the trick.
UrielV5
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ZzBomb
It’s amazing, truly. Even in the follow up tweet, he still has no clue why the ad popped up?
B/c you’re watching porn on your electronic device, brah. Derp Derp Derp
blahblah123
It’s a greeting card company lmao
Ronbo
Please print what Whitlock said, not what people say about him. Let us evaluate their words before calling anyone “antigay”.
We have self-proclaimed trans-supportive people here who use anti-trans gender slurs on a regular basis. Intentionally misgendering anyone causes many trans individuals emotional pain. Are you listening: kangol, abfab, Zzbomb and dbmcvey? I have a trans support group (TGNC) with you in mind at the Center, 208 W 13th street.
abfab
You are still an annoying little prick. It’s the New Year. Hang it up.
dbmcvey
More gaslighting.
Why would you have a trans support group when you’re anti-trans.
Also, I’m not trans so I don’t know why they’d want me there.