Nobody is more relieved that Pride month is winding down than Josh Hawley. The barrage of rainbow logos and all this talk about gay people has made him feel really, really uncomfortable.
The quick-footed, anti-LGBTQ+ senator from Missouri gave a rousing speech at the uber-conservative Road to Majority conference on Friday, where he lamented about all the “woke” marketing agendas that have bombarded social media this Pride season.
In his speech, Hawley whined about how more and more corporations are pushing a “religion of woke” and how “cultural Marxism” is on the brink of taking the nation hostage.
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Actor Jon Hamm also offered an assist.
“These new Marxists want to give America a new religion. They want to impose on us the religion of woke,” Hawley ranted. “It is the religion of transgenderism, critical race theory and open borders, multiculturalism, and they are shoving it down our throats.”
The wine aficionado and Manhood author went on to say that “gender ideology” and “transgender ideology” have taken root in the Democratic Party and the media and that it has now “infected even our corporations”, making it the #1 greatest threat to America.
“Every red-blooded, blue-collar working man in this country that he needs to be reeducated!” Hawley said.
“We may not have started this culture war, but we’re going to win it! There is no reason why corporate America should control this country. I’ve got news for these woke corporations, we’re not going to surrender this nation!”
Girl, calm down.
Interestingly, just two days before his speech at the Road to Majority conference, Hawley suggested the #1 greatest threat to America wasn’t “woke agendas” or LGBTQ+ people, it was actually UFOs.
“The number of these is apparently huge, huge,” he said during an interview with NewsNation last Wednesday. “And that is something that the government has, the best I can say about it, downplayed, if not kept from the public, for a long, long time.”
Hawley was responding to a question about retired U.S. Air Force veteran David Grusch, who told NewsNation earlier in the month that there’s a top secret government program that has uncovered fully intact “non-human exotic origin vehicles” and several “non-human” remains.
“I don’t have any basis to evaluate them [Grusch’s claims], but do some of the details that he’s alleging, do they sound plausible? Yeah, sure,” Hawley said last Wednesday, adding, “They sound plausible, based on what I’ve seen this government do in other instances.”
“What we learned from the Chinese spy balloon incident is that one part of the government actively concealed it from other parts of the government… because that’s what they do all the time.”
Girl, make up your mind!
We’re gonna go out on a limb and say the #1 greatest threat to America isn’t gay people or UFOs. It’s guys like Josh Hawley.
Before you go, here’s a photo of Josh browsing for chardonnay at his local wine shop that he really, really, really doesn’t want you to see…
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This might be too much information for the junior senator to process.
dbmcvey
He’s very fragile. Worrying about ufos, which might not exist, a gay threat, which doesn’t exist, his masculinity, which really doesn’t exist.
Fname Optional Lname
Josh Hawley writing a book about “Manhood” makes as much sense as Donald Trump writing a book about “Being Humble”..
GlobeTrotter
The only thing I know is, every time I look at Josh Hawley my gaydar goes through the roof, and my gaydar is NEVER wrong.
scotty
concur with db….as ive stated before, i cannot question josh hawleys masculinity until i see some or any evidence that it exists.
Fahd
The latest incarnation of Rick Santorum. Plenty of other politicians do stupid much better than he ever will. Doomed to pariah status along with his co-a*shole Ted Cruz.
HMFan
Wait a minute: in that Twitter pic it looks like he’s smuggling two Christmas hams duct taped to his chest under his t-shirt and yet he has the biceps of Olive Oyl. What’s up with that?
Diplomat
Looks like he’s got some nice hams. He’d make a great bottom boy.
DBMC
He’s probably wearing one of those Marvel body suits.
DBMC
The way the conservative trolls on this site lust after this guy is really creepy.
Fname Optional Lname
Is he not the one who protested in High School that students should not have to bus their lunch trays because the school paid janitors to pick up the trash so the janitors should be doing it? I may be confusing him with some other Republican embarrassment to America but I think it was him. Oh and how masculine of him to refuse to pick up a plastic tray.
Man About Town
That reminds me of Stephen Miller, who once asked in a speech “Am I the only one who thinks people shouldn’t have to pick up their trash since janitors are being paid to do it?”
cuteguy
Josh Hawley showed how “manly” he was when he was caught running like a b1tch on Jan 6.
Al
No one in the GOP, much less Hawley, can even define the term they invented…”cultural Marxism”
Mr. Stadnick
What about gay aliens?
Kangol2
Miss Hawley doth protest too much, all the time. Can someone get her a pacifier (d!ck) to suck on and keep her occupied?
Bengali
Hopefully next time Joshy is running he forgets to look both ways before crossing busy streets. SPLAT AND PLOTZ JOSHY.
mildredspierce
Bet after that photo he licked that finger…
scotty
just wondering when he had the surgery to have his hand removed from his face?
apologies to steve martin.
(get that cat outta here)