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In today’s edition of Tweet Deck, Kathy Griffin brings up Salma Hayek’s boobs, Santorum’s sweater-vest speaks, and more.
*Salma Hayek was apparently dubbed Knight of the Legion of Honor by French President Nicolas Sarkozy on Sunday. Funnybitch Kathy Griffin wonders which boob the honor will go to: “Not sure if it’s going 2 her left breast or right breast.”
*Care for a look inside the meat freezer of porn star Jesse Santana‘s dad?
*The Six Pack dudes make a funny: “Huge turnout expected at the Iowa caucus tonight. And we know how much Rick Santorum loves a big caucus.”
*Santorum’s sweater-vest also likes a big caucus. (Yes, there is a Twitter account for his sweater vest.)
*Rupert Murdoch endorses Santorum with a grammatically problematic tweet on his brand-new account. It’s unclear whether Murdoch will also endorse Santorum’s sweater vests.
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