Oh god.
Kellyanne Conway has reportedly inked a multimillion dollar book deal for her memoirs, y’all.
Insiders say the “unvarnished, eye-popping” book will focus on her dramatic tenure as Trump’s closest and most loyal White House propagandist, er, advisor.
It hasn’t been reported exactly how much Conway is being paid for the project, but rumor has it it’s the largest advance yet for a Trump tell-all, even more than the record $2 million former national security adviser, John Bolton, was paid for his manuscript, which went on to sell over 750,000 copies in its first week.
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There are also reports that Conway, who has been dubbed by some as the “True First Lady of Trump’s America”, is also shopping the movie rights to her story, which will likely sell for millions more.
Trump insiders are said to be nervous about the whole thing. They fear Conway could potentially blow the lid off of what really happened behind the scenes at the White House.
“Of all the White House insiders, Kellyanne is going to write the most unvarnished, eye-popping account of her time working for the president,” an unnamed source tells the Daily Mail. “She’s got some of us quaking in our boots.”
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The book is also expected to delve into Conway’s crumbling marriage to her husband, George, and her tense relationship with their daughter, Claudia, who had her own brush with fame last summer after calling her mother out for being a liar on social media.
When asked for comment, Conway declined to say anything about the project. No word yet on when the book, which we definitely won’t be reading, might be released.
In the meantime, here’s a super creepy interview Kellyanne did with Showtime right after leaving her post at the White House in August to focus on repairing her deeply damaged family.
Cam
This is how Republicans are bribing these people to stay quiet. It’s the same way a FOX owned company tried to produce a talk show for Sean Spicer and why Rupert Murdoch is trying to buy Simon and Shuster.
The same way the Republican execs at NBC keep bringing on disgraced Republicans to appear on Dancing with the Stars and Zucker over at CNN keeps hiring Trump staff as on air personalities.
WashDrySpin
you nailed it…this is why the term fake media is true and not just for MAGA hats
innocentgay
Dancing with the Stars is on ABC and produced by BBC Productions.
toddlicious
Crypt Keeper Tells All
ScottOnEarth
God knows she won’t be writing a book on beauty. This hideous troll is a soulless, paid liar and nothing she says should ever be taken seriously.
Joshooeerr
Why would you buy a book written by someone who has openly and transparently lied about everything?! I guess we should be grateful that Trump won’t be writing a book, unless it’s a complication of his greatest tweets.
Heywood Jablowme
As long as the publisher bills it as Fiction… ?
Jack
I’ll give this to SmellyAnne. She kept up the rouse to the bitter end. Nobody without the last name Trump or Kushner carried his water like SmellyAnne. Two news flashes for you, sweetie….a) people who would buy your book car barely read….b)by the time it comes out the fickle public will have forgotten who the hell you are. If not already.