DISCO STICKS

Lady Gaga Doesn’t Have A Penis. She Has TWO Penises.

THE SHOT – Just when you thought we’d laid her penis scandal to rest, Lady Gaga showed off her glass disco sticks on this week’s American Idol. The producers cleverly showed her mostly from the waist down and then put the show’s logo near her heels in any shots of her sitting down. If you wanna sport your own pair of cocky heels, just shell out $4,500 at the London art fashion house Void of Course.