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Man Poses As Angry Lesbian To Rail Against “Heteronormative” Fictional Fast Food Family

gloria-ironbachsA man posing as a radical lesbian feminist filed a bizarre complaint against the A&W fast food chain and its fictional Burger Family, claiming that it was ā€œdegrading to non-traditional families.ā€

According to Canadaā€™s National Post, the complaint was filed by a ā€œGloria Ironboxā€ with Ontarioā€™s human rights tribunal last month. In it, Ironbox demanded $50,000 from the chain over allegations that Mama, Papa, Teen, Baby and Grandpa Burger was ā€œan attack on my womyn identity.ā€

ā€œThe whole heteronormative, phallocentric marketing scheme of A&W is highly degrading to non-tradition families,ā€ read the complaint. ā€œThe level of humiliation and degradation I felt exceeded that which I felt when I was raped.ā€

The tribunal threw out the complaint earlier this month after realizing that Gloria Ironbox was never raped because Gloria Ironbox is a fictional character from Family Guy.Ā Through further correspondence, Ironbox eventually revealed herself to be a man ā€” a man with a huge set of balls. Heā€™s still urging the tribunal to process his complaint lest they deny him his right to expression.

Does anyone know when pulling a fake rape card became a right, though?

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