Jonah Falcon is believed to have the biggest “natural” penis in the world, measuring 13.5 inches long and 8 inches in diameter when hard.
“It’s thicker than my wrist,” he tells the Sun in a new interview.
But having the world’s largest documented manhood isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. Jonah says it’s has crippled on his ambitions of being a serious actor.
“It’s handicapped my acting because people won’t hire me,” 47-year-old Falcon, who is openly bisexual, says. “They Google ‘Jonah Falcon’ and then say, ‘We can’t use him he’s known for his penis size’.”
He continues, “It’s definitely harmed my career. I’ve had two casting director friends who have told me so. It sucks! It relegates me into doing smaller parts.”
Falcon says “none of the major networks or studios” will hire him despite his willingness to do just about anything.
“ll definitely do a full frontal scene as that’s what people want,” he says.
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Even though he can’t get any meaty movie roles, Falcon say he hasn’t been totally out-of-luck in Hollywood.
Since becoming famous for his huge dong, he claims to have bedded many celebrities, including porn stars and Oscar winners.
“Yes I’ve slept with celebrities including Oscar nominees and Oscar winners,” he says. “But I can’t talk about that.”
He continues, “I can’t even say if it was men or women. It’s a very limited list so I don’t want to narrow it down too far. Most of the time they sought me out. One or two of them were at parties. I’m a unique property I guess.”
In addition to being a “unique property”, Falcon also describes himself as “a bit of a gay icon.”
“I think they must Google it and find me,” he says. “I know a lot of 18 to 21 year old gay guys first Googled me when they were about ten, 11 or 12 and they’ve idolized me since.”
He continues, “People also treat you differently when they find out you’re over a foot long. I think people start viewing me more sexually–and no longer geeky or nerdy.”
If only they’d start viewing him as a serious actor.
Related: Okay, now two men claiming to have the “world’s largest [censored]” are arguing over who’s biggest
Chrisk
Maybe it’s because you won’t stop talking about it. The only thing people know about you is your dick that you never show it. More like the biggest tease in the world.
1898
if he was serious about it he would just change his name
then again, jonah falcon sounds like a made-up name for a p0rn star anyway
Darson
He actually was a slender cutie back in 1998 or so when he first came on the scene. But was such an a-hole about not letting anyone see the goods he was hocking. Yes I have a huge dick but no one can look upon it. Time has not been kind to him and now no one wants to see it. Sad.
MikeE
The guy has had lots of work, according to his IMDb page, but it’s all been bit parts. It doesn’t look like he ever really had any real “career” as an actor.
His looks are entirely beside the point. Many great actors are hideous to look at, but brilliant to watch. This guy’s problem is he doesn’t look like he’s all that brilliant as an actor.
DCguy
Here’s an idea, if you don’t want people to know you for that, don’t keep doing interviews where that is the only topic.
AndThenTheresMax
What kills me is he’s been offered millions by adult film companies and he said, “No!” He’s been offered millions in escorting jobs he said, “No!” But he refuses to show it off in public and yet questions that guy in Latin America about who has the biggest. And, I hate to say it, he’s not that good looking! Come on dude, give us something.
milkthebear
Okay, little bit of fact for you: Jonah Falcon has an unbilled appearance in a gay video called “Go Fuck Yourself”, and yes, it’s huge, but it never gets fully erect. In fact, it’s pretty much a big floppy prop during much of it. So it’s not like he couldn’t get signed… he just couldn’t deliver the goods.
Kibadache
I’m sorry, did I read that right? 8 inches diameter?!?!? That’s a tree stump!