It’s been a while since we’ve heard anything about that ongoing federal investigation into Matt Gaetz‘s alleged sexual relationship with a high school student, but that could be changing soon.
According to The Daily Beast, the lack of developments could be for any number of reasons. Gaetz no doubt hopes people assume it means he’s innocent. More likely, however, is that investigators are exploring a wide range of complex charges. At least, that seems to be the conclusion many are drawing given the high-powered team of out-of-state attorneys he’s compiled.
The embattled Florida man’s team includes several well-known New York City litigators, including Donald Trump‘s former lawyer, Marc Mukasey, and Isabelle Kirshner, who represented former New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman after he was accused of assaulting multiple women.
Meanwhile, Gaetz’s campaign has retained New York-based trial lawyer Marc Fernich, perhaps best known for representing child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and convicted sex trafficker Keith Raniere, leader of the NXIVM cult.
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Tristan Snell, a former assistant New York attorney general, tells The Daily Beast that the antigay congressman’s team suggests he’s “anticipating a trial.”
“It looks like a scorched-earth approach,” Snell says. “These are all big out-of-town lawyers. If your goal is to resolve something, you typically hire the top criminal defense attorney in the district, someone who’s a repeat customer there and has a good working relationship with that U.S. Attorney’s office. But these attorneys can go down there, burn down the building, and not have to worry about going back in the next day.”
Former federal prosecutor Jill Wine-Banks agrees, adding, “The fact he’s hiring trial lawyers would suggest that they are preparing for a trial, not a negotiation.”
And so does former federal prosecutor, Barb McQuade, who cautions, “Bringing in aggressive lawyers from out of town suggests a ‘scorched earth’ strategy. It may be effective in the court of public opinion, but rarely effective in a court of law.”
Here’s what people on Twitter are saying about the whole thing…
Matt Gaetz is trending right now. pic.twitter.com/n0cfbKBpMw
— Olivia Lake (@OliviaLake3) September 27, 2021
Matt Gaetz , Hired New York-based trial lawyer Marc Fernich. Fernich’s client list includes child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, Mexican drug lord Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán, and convicted sex trafficker Keith Raniere, who led the NXIVM cult.
Note : 2 are in JAIL and 1 in HELL— tom ? (@lonestarmoocher) September 27, 2021
Matt Gaetz knows he’s going to be indicted. We all know he’s going to be indicted. Yet he’s still on the House Judiciary Committee.
— Tim Hannan (@TimHannan) September 27, 2021
look, I may not agree with the way Matt Gaetz handles his personal life, but he is an elected official and I will defend to the death his right to be dragged from Congress in handcuffs, humiliated, disgraced, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 27, 2021
How many of you want to see Matt Gaetz trending because he's finally indicted and arrested? I wish that actually happen.
— ? Xay? ?? (@XanderXjork) September 27, 2021
Matt Gaetz is a when not an if — that’s the word on the street. The question is not “to indict or not.” It’s “does he do a plea deal or not.”
— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) September 27, 2021
Anytime Matt Gaetz is trending, it's either because he said something ridiculous or because he's about to be arrested. The former happens about every other week, the latter has taken way too long.
— Rex Zane (@rexzane1) September 27, 2021
Matt Gaetz will NOT be allowed to come within 100 yards of any high school in America after his trial.
— chris copperton (@trumpsuce1) September 27, 2021
The legal team for Matt Gaetz suggested he is expecting a trial and the lull in his investigation doesn’t indicate innocence like he says. It likely means allegations against him are “extremely grave and complex."
ALL OF THIS.?
— Kate ??? (@ImSpeaking13) September 27, 2021
I will dance in the street when Matt Gaetz is finally arrested.
— Mayo (@MayoIsSpicyy) September 27, 2021
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
AxelDC
Please stop telling me how “screwed” Gaetz is until he finally gets arrested.
Todd.Brooklyn
Amen!!!
Bengali
I’m sure, much like me, each morning you wake up hoping that Matt Gaetz was indicted and dragged handcuffed out of Congress, he resisted and beaten by federal agents mercilessly to “get him under control”.
The guy is pure trash. No surprise he did almost a shotgun wedding. His new wife (who is surprisingly not 17 or 16 or 15) cannot be forced to testify against him. And you can bet she knows a shitload.
LumpyPillows
Bingo – like the Trumps, I don’t care about any of this until they hit jail.
mailliw110
So…the headline confused you?
johncp56
I,m with you, those hacks paid $$$$ to screw up our Gov, stop talking until he is in court with charges
GayEGO
Get rid of this creep! He must be arrested and convicted for his crimes!
fur_hunter
He is such a Scumbag Piece of S HIT! I can’t wait to hear that he’s been arrested and being taken off to prison.
Bengali
Or beaten to a pulp in a barfight. Hey, I can dream.
MacAdvisor
“The embattled Florida man’s team includes several well-known New York City litigators, including Donald Trump‘s former lawyer, Marc Mukasey…”
I am not sure being a former Donald Trump lawyer is any great recommendation. One is broke, one is in prison, seven have their license up for review. Not a sterling list.
Jon in Canada
How many times has this declaration of “Matt Gaetz Is Screwed” by the media been made? 10, 20, 30?
Enough with the edging of America. Either nail him or admit nothing’s going to happen.
mailliw110
Did the United States Representative part go over your head?
Prax07
The only news about Gaetz is how far his Hole’s been stretched once he’s in prison. This pre-pre-pre-charges supposition is pointless.
BigRedEO
I am SO TIRED of articles claiming all these Republicans are about to face consequences and it NEVER HAPPENS.
I have lost faith in our judicial system when it comes to Republican politicians. All bought and paid for.
Fahd
Although Queerty probably isn’t very influential (sarcastic understatement-annotated for some commentators), I’m glad you are joining in to keep the drum beating. Gaetz should not believe that this will somehow blow over or go away. Sounds like he doesn’t think so, based on the lawyers his father has hired. The media beating the drum might just be the one thing that keeps the responsible U.S. attorneys from deciding to look the other way. Let’s keep the “updates” coming.
MynameisSid
* I have a headache
* Calls brain surgeon
This loser knows he’s running out of time to keep spewing his garbage.
I’m hoping he’s on that Epstein trajectory.
Mr. Stadnick
Marc Fernich didn’t work out to well as a lawyer for Epstein (dead) or Keith Raniere (120 years in prison)
maybe Gaetz can get somewhere in between?
inoroutdoor
They need to hurry up. Otherwise the trumpian voters in his district will re-elect him. They may even do it if he’s already convicted. Hopefully conviction disqualifies one from congress. We know stupidity, ignorance and bigotry won’t
Tombear
It ain’t over until the fat lady sings!
Patriotic Son
This is nothing but BS and all you dunces need mental health counseling.
Seek it!!!
Jack
Patriotic Son…..Girl, bye. He wouldn’t be lawyering up to this extent if he wasn’t guilty as sin. Troll somewhere else.
mailliw110
So, he’s not hiring defense lawyers?
Invader7
How far up Gaetz’s butt have you gone? That’s right out of his mouth , you MORONIC knuckle
dragging Neanderthal dunce. If you support any republican YOU’RE a Neo NAZI FASCIST sicko freak… One day all of you Nazis will get your does of karma and it’ll be deadly…
Jack
If he’s indicted, Kevin McCarthy will have no choice but to strip his committee assignments at the very least. This fall from delusional grace will be delicious.
OhHellNo
It’s no coincidence that Mattie chose now to marry his cover….er, girlfriend. Now she can’t be made to testify against him.
mailliw110
From what I understand, he got married after the crime. So that won’t work.