Well, it was another disastrous Easter at the White House.
Obviously, the annual Easter Egg Roll couldn’t happen because of coronavirus, so to make up for it, First Lady Melania Trump decided to spare a few minutes to read an Easter story to all of the 4 to 6-year-olds who follow her on Twitter.
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Yesterday, Mrs. Trump posted a video of herself sitting next to a basket of colorful eggs in the White House tennis pavilion, where she “The Little Rabbit” by beloved children’s author/illustrator Nicola Killen.
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“I want to take a moment to wish everyone a Happy Easter,” she says at the top of the four-minute video, “and read one of my favorite children’s books.”
She then proceeds to spend three minutes giving a cold and emotionless performance of the modern Easter classic.
Happy Easter! While I am not able to read to children during the #WHEasterEggRoll, I would still like to honor the annual tradition & share a reading from one of my favorite Easter’s books – "The Little Rabbit" pic.twitter.com/2DsU6uRvdM
— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) April 12, 2020
In a second tweet, FLOTUS issued an Easter message to grown-ups, telling them she hopes they’ll forgo social distancing for the day and “come together to reflect on the importance of family and faith.”
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“This Easter Sunday,” she tweeted. “I send greetings to all Americans and their loved ones as we come together to reflect on the importance of family and faith. May God bless our great nation!”
This #Easter Sunday, I send greetings to all Americans and their loved ones as we come together to reflect on the importance of family & faith. May God bless our great nation!
— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) April 12, 2020
And now, the responses….
Melania seems to have woken up for Easter
— Tnetennba (@Tw4ter) April 12, 2020
The Little Rabbit, under Trump. pic.twitter.com/UfjqHZJbNK
— Torvald Utne (@UtneTorvald) April 12, 2020
You tweet about Easter and yet you married one of the most immoral persons in the world.
— Jeffrey Guterman (@JeffreyGuterman) April 12, 2020
How does birtherism reflect your Christianity?
— jen pal (@jennyrachelpal) April 12, 2020
Happy Easter to my favorite First Lady! pic.twitter.com/D5qUc5zzwz
— Jules Morgan (@glamelegance) April 12, 2020
Will your husband see your son today?
— SSton (@SharinStone) April 12, 2020
Is she sitting in The People’s Tennis Pavilion?
— Stu. Gatz (@ChartrDavid) April 12, 2020
— Snitty Shainzona (@coyotecreek158) April 12, 2020
You “send greetings”?!?! I knew it. What planet are you really from? 🤣
— Shannon is in FIGHT MODE (@Katpa73) April 12, 2020
— BarneyCat (@Barney94195492) April 13, 2020
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WSnyder
Seems pretty obvious she gets pushed into doing FLOTUS activities and purposefully decides to deliver a performance as wooden as her husband’s head.
#doingtimeuntilthebigdivorcePayDay
jeanrvasbinder
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PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
“she didn’t notice the dark clouds overhead”
Spot on analogy to the doom the current misadministration was destined to bring upon our country. By those who believed the MAGA lies….
Was the title of that tome “Stepford Tales” ?
BoylesqueBubble
Graham, can you take a minute from your drooling over unattainable heterosexual men and point out in the tweet where she said she would hope that people forgo social distancing? I hate the twat, but she never said that!
Hdtex
@BoylesqueBubble What flavor is Melania’s rancid CLIT today?
Cam
Trump’s poll numbers are tanking in states like Florida, Wisconsin, etc… So they are desperately trying to find any member of the family to send out to try to get any good P.R. None of it is working, the sons are horrifically unlikable, and every time Ivanka tries it she finds out she is hated as much as her dad.
Melania is the only one they have left to try to push on us. Unfortunately for them, Melania is as unlikable as the rest of that family.
youarederanged
I can’t wait to see how angry you are after he gets re-elected. You reference poll numbers as if 2016 didn’t happen. Remember when sexual-assault-victim-hater Hillary was guaranteed to win in the polls? They’re a joke, just like you.
Cam
@youarederanged
Awww, the deranged rambling of the right wing troll account. It’s adorable how furious you get when it’s pointed out that Melania is just as bad as the rest of them.
Also, if you’re so confident Trump is going to win, why do you sound so terrified?
frapachino
Give it a rest Graham hatred is an ugly trait and so are you in anything strapless!
Cam
Says the account that consistently defends any hatred and bigotry directed at the LGBTQ community.
Ohhhhh, right, you’re here to defend bigots like the Trump’s and you do that by pretending that they’re the victims. Well, bless your little heart.
Kangol2
@Fraps, that would have sounded better in the original Russian. Please, sashay away!
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Cam:. 🙂
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Kangol2; Rimshot!!!
blackhook
BeGone, Melanie, you racist birther…you have no power here!
Kangol2
Fräulein Melanie (or should we call you Babushka?), I know you keep trying to humanize your Mussolini-Lite sorry excuse for a husband, but it isn’t working. Maybe just go back to staying completely out of sight, and spare yourself the humiliation. Or, how did you put it, “Be best.” As in it would _be best_ if your troglodytic treasonous sociopath of a spouse resigned and you just stayed quietly in the new tennis house-bunker you’re building with our tax dollars until you two packed and split town.
SportGuy
Lmao
Dwight
Should have read John Oliver’s “A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo” about Pence’s gay rabbit.
NateOcean
Melania can read?
ScottOnEarth
I despise this bargain-basement call-girl.
youarederanged
Let me guess, you believe Trump is a sexist but you’re not? You win the award for the most sexist comment in a slew of comments demeaning a woman. Congrats!
Cam
@youarederanged
Actually precious, you’re the sexist for trying to claim that somebody’s actions or attitudes can’t be called out simply because they are a woman.
But nice try.
scotty
so she CAN read? the more you know. i figured don roped her in with a contract thats over 7 words long.
youarederanged
She can read in multiple languages. Pick on someone your own intellectual size. Tiny.
Cam
@youarederanged
You can tell Republicans are lying by how loudly they keep trying to scream a false fact. Remember when FOX News kept yelling that Melania spoke 5 languages? That was to try to blunt comparisons between her and Michelle Obama, who was actually accomplished.
Let’s take a look.
1. Supposedly speaks multiple languages, yet in multiple trips over seas has not given one speech in any of these supposed languages.
2. Supposedly speaks multiple languages, yet has used translators in all her trips.
3. Lied and claimed to have graduated from college.
4. Lied on camera and claimed she wrote her conventions speech all by herself. The speech that was stolen from Michelle Obama.
So please, by all means, show us proof of these multiple languages she speaks. Oh and saying “Hello” incorrectly in them doesn’t count.
Chrisk
I can’t believe some of you maga dopes are still going on about her multiple languages abilities. Yeah, some English and Slovenian is the extent of it. On their European trip she couldn’t understand people speaking to her in Italian or French. That includes the Pope.
LegionKeign
@youarederanged I heard she was fluent in “French” and “Greek”. POW, right to the kisser!
Cam
@LegionKeign
LOL! OMG!
Kangol2
This article reminds me, are we ever going to see Fräulein Melania’s immigration papers? Don the Con promised he’d share them, but like his taxes for the last 20+ years we’ve never seen them. If Madame Mussolini-lite’s papers were on the up and up, and Don the Lazy Golfing Con does deeply hate undocumented immigrants (unless they’re from Norway), he should be able to show us Melania’s papers are A-OK, like he promised. Right? Or she can do that herself, right? Right???
woodroad34
I keep thinking of Baron caught between the two emotional points of his parents…cold and tight or cold/hot and unbalanced. And then to have those three sociopathic step-siblings.
one more thing
Why is this even covered on Queerty? Seems politically motivated and unnecessarily negative. #BeBetter Queerty!
Patrick
Why shouldn’t Queerty report on this? Do you think that we are all living in a gay bubble, & are not interested in & affected by other things?