If you do a Google image search for “drunk woman” right now, Melissa Carone is the first result to pop up.
It’s true!
But don’t just take our word for it. See for yourself…
If you google "drunk woman"#melissacarone comes up #1 pic.twitter.com/Oy8B1WbHdC
— Cami Carlson. We will fix this then drink Scotch? (@ThePrettyEdge) December 4, 2020
Carone has certainly earned her place in Google’s algorithm.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Earlier this week, video of her speaking before the House Oversight Committee in the Michigan state legislature went viral, racking up tens of millions of views in a matter of hours. If you haven’t watched it yet, you should. It’s must-see entertainment.
Carone, a freelance IT worker who was billed as a “whistleblower” and “star witness” by Trump’s legal team, was there to speak about alleged election fraud she witnessed while working in a large vote-counting center in Detroit.
But rather than answering state officials’ questions, Carone spent her time attacking each of them personally, interrupting any time they spoke, and delivering sarcastic responses to their serious inquiries.
At one point, she struggled to explain what her actual job was. At another point, Rudy Giuliani appeared to try and rein her in but to no avail.
People have already begun doing impersonations of the whole debacle, some of which are spot on…
THAT POLL BOOK THO. #melissacarone #MichiganHearings #biden #Election2020 pic.twitter.com/7Jj9S1TEM6
— Julie Birke (@juliebirke) December 4, 2020
Drunk Girl Melissa Carone made another Court Appearance for TRUMP today.
Biden 81,264,673 💀 pic.twitter.com/iSbs54g95g
— DanielNewmaη (@DanielNewman) December 4, 2020
holy shit there’s more footage of the lady in the trump trials pic.twitter.com/OeMEUE64WV
— kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) December 3, 2020
Some wondered if Carone was drunk during her testimony, given her slurred speech and barely coherent sentences. Others questioned whether she might be homeless, based on her disheveled appearance.
Then there are those who believe she might have been a paid actor after a profile for someone named “Mellissa Carone” (spelled with two L’s instead of one), who is from Detroit and bears a similar resemblance to Melissa Carone (one L), was discovered on a local talent scouting website.
Regardless of whether or not she’s a professional actor, Ms. Carone put on quite a show.
Here’s what folx on Twitter have been saying about it…
I’m convinced that Trump’s Star Witness Melissa Carone is a SNL Character 😂🤣 #TrumpsCircus pic.twitter.com/E3djWtZqpi
— BidenWin (@NewPrezz) December 3, 2020
Melissa Carone is the human equivalent of Four Seasons Total Landscaping. #EvenRudy
Rudy’s star witness appears to be some drunk soccer mom he picked up at the local watering hole.
— PullTheStrings! (@PsychicWhoosh) December 3, 2020
For simplicity, can we just call Melissa Carone “‘Time Travel’ Victoria Jackson” pic.twitter.com/HTx6awglwH
— Covfefe Shecky Jones,King Of Shade👑 aka BROLENE🔞 (@King_Of_Shade) December 3, 2020
So a Judge finds Melissa Carone not credible. The GOP puts her up as their star witness. She’s slurring her words, fully on a good drunk & her hair looks like Tippi Hedrens in The Birds. The GOP has reached an all-time low, then, Rudy farts. It gets more bizarre everyday.
— SALLY GREY AKA PATTY_WITH A Y (@SallyGrey19) December 3, 2020
#melissacarone ….Saw this on Facebook…thought I’d share. 😂 pic.twitter.com/C17habOJU8
— #MOMTIFA (@CatharsisDaily) December 3, 2020
Melissa Carone is every drunk white girl getting into a political argument while the bar is closing down.
— Tamer Y. Abouzeid 🌹 (@TamerLikeHammer) December 3, 2020
I can’t be the only one getting these vibes pic.twitter.com/L35SgS784D
— Sam Stein (@samstein) December 3, 2020
Melissa Carone “testified” that she deleted all her social media as a result of coming forward… except her Facebook page is public and she posted a pic with Rudy 4 hours ago. My how easily the lies flow. No wonder they object to being placed under oath.
— Steve Purchase (@stevepurchase) December 3, 2020
Who would win in a drinking contest between Melissa Carone and Judge Jeanine Pirro? pic.twitter.com/QDxOJly5Jy
— Women SCARE Trump🏳️🌈🏴☠️ (@KylaInTheBurgh) December 3, 2020
Melissa Carone needs to made an example of with these spurious affidavits being filed. She needs a cross-examination and jail time for making allegations based on “her feels”. They think it’s a game and they’re getting away with it.
— Michael Ducharme (@MikeDucharme) December 2, 2020
I believe Melissa Carone was trying for an Elle Woods moment. Unfortunately, she wound up making a James Woods movement. pic.twitter.com/ifaNvERB94
— Rebecca Sellitti (@waltandperry) December 3, 2020
Related: WATCH: Michigan voter fraud hearing derails as Rudy Giuliani can’t control loony “witness”
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She is also freshly off probation for Committing computer crimes. The GOP is a joke.
Ginger Tom
Just when you think it can’t get any crazier, back comes Rudy with more.
WSnyder
Everything Rudy is doing, literally everything, isn’t driven by his belief in Voter Fraud or such, his ONLY motivation is to get a Pardon from Trump. He’ll do anything, say anything [short of getting in trouble lying to a judge] to make Trump happy and making Trump feel like he’s moving Heaven and Earth to quash State Election Certifications and somehow overturn loses in States so that Trump can stay in office.
We all know this isn’t going to happen, Rudy knows this ain’t gonna happen, all that matters is that he gets Trump to believe that Rudy is ‘His Guy’ who is fighting for him so when the time comes, Trump gives him a Pardon and Rudy won’t get indicted, tried and convicted for all the sh*t he did with the Ukraine fiasco. Rudy knows his two buddies are ratting on him and Federal prosecutors are building a case he’ll get hit with after the Biden Inauguration. He’s desperate for that Pardon and all this Voter Fraud insanity comes into focus when you consider this single minded motivation.