Melissa E. Uses Oscar Win To Remind World She Digs Chicks

After winning an Oscar for the mind-bogglingly boring, “I Need To Wake Up” from An Inconvenient Truth, lesbian rocker Melissa Etheridge told reporters: This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom.

Ms. E also expressed her shock and dismay over beating out Dreamgirls:

Dreamgirls is what music and movies are about. It’s a musical, and it’s what I grew up loving. Had there not been three songs…you might be talking to a different person here.

Is she trying to say that Dreamgirls was so good that the Academy couldn’t make a decision and, thus, threw her a statue? If so, we agree.

But, congratulations anyway…