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No, Cher Didn’t Get Chaz Bono A Penis For Christmas

chaz-bonoWhen it comes to manliness, Chaz Bono wants the whole nine yards. Give or take.

The recently dis-engaged DWTS star is planning on going to Europe for an affordable phalloplasty as soon as his budget allows for it.

He tells Rolling Stone,”There’s different ways to do the surgery, from real basic to more and more options,” he said. “It’s like a car. The doctor I want to use is in Belgrade. It’s going to be a little cheaper there. Probably $25,000, maybe $45,000, I really don’t know.”

And he didn’t ask Santa for the operation, either: “She has [helped out financially] in the past when there’s been a problem or issue,” says Chaz of mama Cher. “But no, I don’t like to take money from my mom more than anybody else does. Being self-supporting is important to me.”

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