No Sunshine In Florida Attack

What the fuck’s up with Florida? The Sunshine State has been on our radar for months now. We had Bob Allen wacky racist toilet trolling madness, Jim Naugle’s robo-toilet insanity, today we wrote about Simmie Williams Jr’s horrible shooting death and now we hear that Fort Lauderdale-based Melbourne Brunner got the shit kicked out of him for saying “Good Morning” to another man while eating with his partner. We’re so not retiring there! [Towleroad]