OH SNAP — Litigator and Times Square staple the Naked Cowboy announces his bid for New York City mayor. Yes, this has all the markings of a publicity stunt. No, we’re not sure what he’s promoting … beyond himself. Or maybe, uh, he’s serious about taking on Michael Bloomberg?
Watch his campaign video on Page 6.
OH SNAP — Litigator and Times Square staple the Naked Cowboy announces his bid for New York City mayor. Yes, this has all the markings of a publicity stunt. No, we’re not sure what he’s promoting … beyond himself. Or maybe, uh, he’s serious about taking on Michael Bloomberg?
Watch his campaign video on Page 6.
galefan2004
On what planet is the Naked Cowboy cute?
Steven
@galefan2004: He *could* be. With a haircut, decent attire and the removal of that hideous hideous tattoo, at least.
ggreen
He’s got a leg up on the politicians lying all the time meme. The naked cowboy who isn’t naked,
Andy
There is nothing hideous about that tattoo. I have seen a lot worse.
TANK
That tattoo is disgusting. Tattoos say a lot about the people who have them; namely, that they’re the type of people who have tattoos. But that also says he’s a douchebag as well as trash.
Mike L.
He’s cute ok, haircut, maybe a mullet, or something, and some torn jeans and a shirt w his boots.
Monstro The Whale
he has some balls to run…
speaking of — he has shown his balls and cock in plenty of niude model shots in his younger days too
http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/gallery.asp?folder=/naked%20cowboy%20(robert%20john%20burck)/
Topher
He lost Me with the Tat, too! He’s NOT naked and has Jesus on his shoulder. Yech.
Keep playin in the Square , Dude..
TikiHead
Oh yes! Any ink mark on the skin erases all attractiveness, and makes me clutch my pearls, just like you neurotic queens! Not.