Cherry Picking

PHOTOS: Hottest Men Of The Chicago Blackhawks

blackhawks In case you hadn’t noticed, hockey’s Championship Series in on, and they’re playing for the Stanley Cup. It’s the Chicago Blackhawks vs. the Boston Bruins (go here for a photo appreciation), and Chicago in particular is nuts for their team, including this Art Institute lion, decked out in a badass black Blackhawk helmet. On the following pages are some other reasons Chicagoans, and you, should be psyched for the Stanley Cup: the Boys of the Blackhawks, based purely on their appearance. We can talk more after we actually watch a game.
Toews Jonathan Toews Maybe everything about this is hot. Center, Captain Number: 19 Height: 6′ 2″ Weight: 208 Shoots: Left Age: 25
bickell-game-4   Bryan Bickell Woof. Left Wing Number: 29 Height: 6′ 4″ Weight: 233 Shoots: Left Age: 27
oduyo Johnny Oduya The black guy from Sweden. Who knew? Number: 27 Height: 6′ 0″ Weight: 190 Shoots: Left Age: 31
brandon bollig Brandon Bollig (above left) When the ice thawed, there was this. Left Wing Number: 52 Height: 6′ 2″ Weight: 223 Shoots: Left Age: 26
saad Brandon Saad Say no more. No really, don’t speak. Just, don’t speak. Left Wing Number: 20 Height: 6′ 1″ Weight: 202 Shoots: Left Age: 20
Patrick Sharp Patrick Sharp Made to order for the cover of Chicago magazine, right? Check. Left Wing Number: 10 Height: 6′ 1″ Weight: 199 Shoots: Right Age: 31
  ben-smith-looking-600Ben Smith Post-Game Meal: A nice steak, sweet potato and broccoli. He’s thinking about it in this pic, right? Right wing Number: 28 Height: 5′ 11″ Weight: 207 Shoots: Right Age 24
Crawford Corey Crawford Hey, buddy. You got a sec to talk about your lips? Goaltender Number: 50 Height: 6′ 2″ Weight: 208 Catches: Left Age: 28
Stanton Ryan Stanton Wait, what?! Yes. Defenseman Number: 55 Height: 6′ 2″ Weight: 196 Shoots: Left Age: 23
hjalmarsson_chicago2 Niklas Hjalmarsson Super Swedish pretty Defenseman Number: 4 Height: 6′ 3″ Weight: 207 Shoots: Left Age: 26

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Viktor Stalberg

Leader of the Swedish Mafia. Hot.

Right Wing

Number: 25

Height: 6′ 3″

Weight: 209

Shoots: Left

Age: 27

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10 Comments*

  • SparkyNH

    Why was I expecting Patrick Kane to be the big finale, and dumbfounded to see that he’s not even listed?

  • Empyrean

    So, this ISN’T a take-out menu?

    Maaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn……… 🙁

  • Jackhoffsky

    Hellooo Captain.

  • hudson

    other than speedskater ass, it doesn’t come much better than hockey ass.

  • Mike

    They must all have curved dicks. They all shoot left or right. None of them shoot straight!

  • balehead

    Extremely hawt masculine guys!!….Hopefully the jealous “controlls” won’t show up……

  • HernanMinogue

    I’d go for Jonathan Toews, Patrick Kane, Corey Crawford, and Patrick Sharp. I have a thing for white men. I also think Patrick Kane & Jonathan are pretty hot with their beards.

  • HernanMinogue

    @assbutt: take your homophobe ass somewhere else

  • Freeforall

    No only is hockey the most exciting sports, it’s the sexiest. Go Leafs Go!

  • Ryan

    How can you mention the Art Institute’s Lion and not mention the Field Museum’s Brachiosaurus! Google “Field Museum Blackhawks” to see what I mean.

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