If you were a ’90s kid with a cable hookup, chances are Hey Arnold still occupies a special soft spot in your heart.
The Nickelodeon cartoon ran from 1996-2014, giving children with oddly-shaped heads everywhere the hope that it gets better.
Well, if the actor responsible for Arnold’s voice for the first 41 episodes of the show is any indication, it most certainly gets better.
Who knew that behind this…
…was the fully-grown lumbersexual version of Lane Toran waiting to happen: