If you were a ’90s kid with a cable hookup, chances are Hey Arnold still occupies a special soft spot in your heart.
The Nickelodeon cartoon ran from 1996-2014, giving children with oddly-shaped heads everywhere the hope that it gets better.
Well, if the actor responsible for Arnold’s voice for the first 41 episodes of the show is any indication, it most certainly gets better.
Who knew that behind this…
…was the fully-grown lumbersexual version of Lane Toran waiting to happen:
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder … the eyebrows have quite the magnificent arch and the hair is on fleek.
Hell yeah! I usually HATE long or high-maintenance hair on men but this works very WELL. Much too young for me, I’m sure – and probably straight – but a very good-looking guy. The suspenders…yummy-yum-yum.
He looks like a lesbian gave a homeless guy a haircut.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
k d lang got SERIOUSLY fucked over by the menopause…get that HRT STAT!
The quintessence of New York hipsterism!
I wouldn’t say he’s hot as the fact he’s a hipster and has too much ink is a turn off. His beard is very nice but he needs a haircut and I saw pictures of him wearing one of those silly hipster ‘man buns’ in his hair.
He looks good to me!! HE is cute with that hipster look.
Is he gay?
Gross. I don’t know who told white guys that old man beards are attractive but they’re not so please stop. The beard thing isn’t cute, it’s a really weird forced meme.
I couldn’t agree more. The moustache is usually hanging over their lips too. It’s a bitch to kiss with all that going on. The appeal of shrouding half your face is lost on me. Closely cropped beards are far sexier.
@Captain Obvious: I couldn’t agree more. The moustache is usually hanging over their lips too. It’s a bitch to kiss with all that going on. The appeal of shrouding half your face is lost on me. Closely cropped beards are far sexier.
Love beards….always have, always will.
Very glad to see such a strong comeback in our society these days.
Regarding this guy….does he think a smile would crack his face?
Yes, he is adorable but none of these photos remotely suggest any warmth or being approachable to the guy.
I keep my beard neat and tidy when I grow it out. I’d try the full lumberjack look but I figure I’ve pushed the aesthetic envelope far enough at work with visible tattoos and jewelry.
I like your user name. Very clever.
He’s sexy. I never really liked Hey Arnold. I was more of a Batman animated adventure, Ahh! Real Monsters!, and Gargoyles fan.
Meh. The voice actor who plays “Gerald” is better looking in my opinion.
@Captain Obvious: @Matt Achine:
Yeah – when a young guy has a beard that looks like the old dude who shot up the Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado, that’s just creepy.
Someone promise to wake me up when this trend of bushy beards passes? I just see a germ trap of fecal matter sitting on one’s face. Gadzooks!
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@Captain Obvious: 1000% Co-sign………….
Under all that scruff looks like a pretty face is hidden………..
@Captain Obvious: Actually? I disagree. Having beards is usually the only reason I find most white men attractive. It covers up their lackluster facial features.
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