NEWS: “Mad Men” Parties Down, Timberlake “Suit”s Up In New Video & Nicki Storms Off “Idol”


– The first promos from Mad Men season six have arrived with everyone dressed to the nines and Sally Draper continuing to own everything.

steve-carell-foxSteve Carell‘s bringing sexy daddy back.

– Contrary to popular belief, Prince Harry is not an 8-year-old kid with a passion for mint chocolate chip.

George Takei will beam down to ABC’s The Neighbors in a guest role as an alien traveling to Earth with a big announcement.

Justin Timberlake released the “lyric video” to “Suit & Tie”, which is basically him hanging out and bein’ all gentlemanly with a bunch of words flying at you. Come to think of it, the video kind of looks like an outtake from the Mad Men promos, except infinitely more boring.

– Poor (literally) Lindsay Lohan. Her “film” The Canyons has been rejected by both Sundance and SXSW for apparently being a piece of unwatchable crap.

Lance Armstrong, following in Lindsay’s wobbly footsteps, has declined to appear on Dancing with the Stars. It’s probably for the best since Oprah would probably grill him about using performance-enhancing tap shoes.

Nicki Minaj stormed off the judge’s panel on last night’s American Idol after what she deemed a “country music debate” between her fellow judges.

– Meanwhile, archnemesis Mariah Carey was inserting tiny jabs the entire time: “I’m trying to help her as opposed to just talk about her outfit…” And the Mimi Shade Parade continues unabated.