NEWS: The Year In Man Candy, The Queen James Bible & Rosie Coming To “Smash”

– We all got that much closer to diabetes thanks to the sweet, sweet year in man candy. Hey Chris Evans’ butt. Howyoudoin’?

– While the nominees for the Golden Globes may put us to sleep, Amy Poehler and Tina Fey will get us through it.

–  Our father who art in heaven, homo be thy name. Make sure to pick up your version of the Queen James Bible.

– Rosie O’Donnell slapped Glee in its lackluster face by shooting a cameo for Smash.

– “I’m so glad Russian faux-lesbian pop duo t.A.T.u. is getting back together!” — all the things no one ever said.

– Sally Struthers pleaded not guilty to a DUI charge stemming from an incident in Maine this September. But in her defense, Sally was just distracted since she was  thinking of the children.

– Naomi Campbell is suing the Daily Telegraph for libel after an article claimed she organized an elephant polo match in India. Which was totally false since she was having dinner with Nelson Mandela. Thank you.

– FOSSE! Even More Shit Liza Says:

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