Milo may have had his invitation rescinded, but let’s not fool ourselves thinking he was the only gay in the village.
The Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), Washington D.C.’s annual gathering of regressive thinkers from all walks of life, actually has a cruisey gay underbelly.
Last year we heard from some of these exotic birds when a journalist roamed the halls and arranged interviews via Grindr.
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This year we have a few deeper glimpses into their mating rituals through Craigslist personals. Yep, those things are still around.
Here’s what’s going on around the convention that Mike Pence probably isn’t going to mention during his key note address:
“Any other CPAC guys here?” begins one innocent-sounding ad.
Then he gets to the meat of it:
“I’m looking for one or more guys who want to have some fun. Will be here til Sunday. Maybe we could meet at the reception tonight, or over a drink at the bar…or f*ck it, we could just go back to my room and dive right in. Got room to myself the rest of the week/end (girlfriend had to leave), so I’m ready to let a little loose.”
Charming, his girlfriend is one lucky lady.
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Another ad from a man who signs off as just “Dad” is searching for different kind of Red State Special:
“If you are a real hot boy, who is clean and discreet and thinks straight, like I do and you have a certain ‘itch’ that need scratching, please contact this ‘DILF’, next door type who is a great lover and a really nice man and the possessor of just what you need!
You should do this. It will be good for you and make you a happier boy. HMU.”
Love,
Dad
Then there’s the guy looking for a “cornfed Republican,” and preferably someone like “those Romney boys.”
They’re all yours, we’ll pass.
And let’s not leave out the “CPAC Aryan mil jock ISO dom owner,” because he just sounds like a real catch.
Will these guys find what they’re looking for? Will Ben Carson fall asleep on stage? Will Ricky Perry answer one or more of these ads?
The world may never know.
DCguy
The dusty moldering remnants of Log Cabin Republicans climb out of the muck to meet others who share similar interests.
Interests include: Lying to women you are dating and having risky sex without caring what you pass on to her, attacking other gay people so you won’t seem gay, or if you’re out, attacking other gay people so people know you aren’t one of “Those gays” you’re one of the GOOD gays, the ones who KNOW that they are second class citizens.
I didn’t say lgbt because there is no such thing as a woman or transgender to Log Cabin, and of course they’re all “Bi” Not REAL bisexuals, just the kind who pretend to be so they can excuse lying to whatever woman is unlucky enough to have been tricked into marrying them, and will end up leaving them in 10 years when she catches him and the racist neighbor in bed together when she gets home early from a visit to her aunt Peg.
Anyway boys, remember that CPAC is being held at the Gaylord Convention Center, the entrance for second class citizens is around the side next to the dumpster.
calpoidog
I have always assumed the guys that feel the need to describe when the “girlfriend” has left are really just gay guys posing as “bi” guys. a) it’s always a “girlfriend” who has left, never a “wife” b) the married men I’ve met never feel the need for all that explanation and c) what “girlfriend” leaves right before the weekend when the real fun starts?
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DCguy
Hey Putin, You need to get some better English teachers for your Trolls. lol
Gian85
DCguy This is a private blog. Go away.
lkeels
You’d be a LOT more interested in what you’d find on BBRTS (barebackrt.com). You’ll see a helluva lot more than what you see on Craiglist.
seaguy
Totally the conservative closet cases are the ones who want it raw, anonymous… They are kinky mofo’s.
Creamsicle
Queerty really needs to figure out something to get rid of the spam bots.
He BGB
If this is true those men are sure throwing caution to the wind! Yikes! I guess being a liar and a hypocrite are the least of their worries.
BearCityGreg
“CPAC Aryan mil jock ISO dom owner” is defffffffffffffinitely stRUMPet Steve Miller.
Don’t want to claim him, but I could smell that self-loathing gay 1700 miles away all the way through my AppleTV. Communications director for Sessions … press secretary for Michele Bachmann & John Shadegg.” Did he and Marcus have secret meetings? I bet that was unfulfilling.
Thassa a big ol’ bottom white supremacist right there … you will find his ads on Recon as well as raunchier sites.
No bottom shaming intended; his white power-sign throwin’ ass gives bottoms a bad name. But f you look at his demeanor & comportment you know.
And hatemongers need to be called out. SOMEBODY has the deets on this “fake news!”
timtim2
This must be the Gang from WALL STREET , Small Minded, Short Sighted Jerky Bastards.
The fact that they are backers of CPAC & Trump says it all.
It’s very sad stuff.
baggins435
Seems like the Salt Lake City gay bars during the Mormon General Conferences twice a year. Lots of cute, young things in dress slacks and T-shirts-they leave their jackets, shirts, and ties in their cars.
I can somewhat see the appeal, but I’ve been out longer than most of them have been alive and closet case don’t do anything for me.
Herman75
“…..like those Romney boys!!” LOL. What does that mean exactly? Made me snort.
When these closet cases hit the road, they like to go DOWN-town.
wolfman6
During the RNC in Cleveland last summer, male prostitution was the number one money maker over the hotels and restaurants! Why are so many gay men supportive of the Republican agenda? I can’t understand these jerks!
NCSilverBear
Seriously!? It’s been so long (half century even) since I’ve been in the closet at events like this. But, I doubt things have changed much. The stress and fear juxtaposed against the sexual tension is unreal. But, the sexual tension/drive always wins out against the fear of being “discovered” by someone who knows you or recognizes you — even if they happen to be on the same hunt as you. Often the hunt is more addictive than the climax. But, lets not forget about those gals. Surely they must be in similar positions? It’s all a sick game — all of it. And it’s one of the biggest reasons so many GLBT folk are still in the closet and/or unwell. Extreme conservatism and religious fervor at this level don’t make for healthy decisions.
Dex
I’m conservative, gay, bi. married. What’s the issue? If it works, it works. Win-Win. It’s all a sport .. all of it!