What floats your boat? Revs your engine? Tickles your prickle? Sizzles your bacon? Ruffles your truffles?
We could go on, but instead, weâll just cut to the chase: the responses a thread in r/askgaybros about usersâ biggest turn-ons. Hereâs a selection of replies â some understandable, some uproarious, some upsetting â lightly censored and edited for readability.
âShort muscular guys with big butts.â
âWhen you can see their pecs through their T-shirt.â
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âHairy pits, full bush!â
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âBig lips, facial hair, nice thighs, a decent dâk, and an ass thatâs round with some fat. If I see a guy walking around and his ass jiggles, itâs literally like I canât focus on anything else. Pretty much most body types besides skinny because Iâm a big guy and feel like I might accidentally crush a smaller guy.â
âA big, fuzzy guy busting out of a union suit.â
âSpeaking in a low voice. Bonus points if the voice is deep.â
âI know this will sound shallow and weird, but tall (height doesnât really matter but it turns me on when someoneâs tall), muscular, masculine, and the cute kind of jealous⌠oh, dominant.â
âBubble butts for life.â
âDâks that curve upwards.â
âMine is a guy standing in red underwear hiding his boner.â
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âShirt pulling up over their stomach, especially if they have a treasure trail and/or a chubby belly. My brain loses all functioning, I just have to look.â
âBig, pronounced pecs!â
ââStraight guysâ (most likely either closeted gay or bi) with tons of self-inflicted homophobia. I wish I was kidding. Huge turn on.â
âFiscal solvency.â
woodroad34
A predatory or a loose, undulating walk where the shoulders lead…somewhere between John Wayne and a drag queen. For some reason, to me, it means they’d be easy and loving in bed.
Liquid Silver
Thin to average with a fur pelt on the chest.
Harley
How about an intelligent conversationalist.
Matthewnow
Huh?
GregoryH
I’m 3 days away from 68. What really turns me on are men that are beautiful on the inside. Remember beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness goes to the bone. In my time I’ve watched homely men become gorgeous, and very handsome men become ugly by seeing who they are on the inside.
KZNBama
Someone loaded with wisdom and spiritual depth translates as sexual attraction to me, regardless of looks.
JanDivine
I am curious, can an atheist be deeply spiritual ?
bachy
In a time when “equality” is the password, I get turned on by someone who sees me as an inferior. Makes me feel as guilty as a feminist with a rape fantasy.
Knick
KZNBama, I may fit your bill.
barryaksarben
My friends say I came up with my own category “goofy cute” sorta nerdy but sexy and a bit androgenous with a caustic wit
DarkZephyr
Gay and breathing.
Matthewnow
Are you flexible on the breathing part?
Prax07
Gay, white, hairy, masculine, geeky, no tattoos or piercings, taller than me (I’m 6’1″), able to hold a conversation, and not a republican.
eeebee333
A guy pushing a stroller.
Man About Town
Cue Eddie Fisher singing “Oh, My Papa!”
Dougie67
Yesss…Ditto!
CityguyUSA
A crooked smile with pretty white teeth, a butt that has some cushion, no 6-packs please I’d much prefer a small belly with a treasure trail, a hairy ass, taint, legs, arms not real heavy hair on the chest, a package that looks good in jeans and someone that knows about the world and doesn’t try to bullshit their way through it. Someone that get away with a short haircut preferably not bald or someone that feels they have to wear a hat 24 x 7.
Don’t worry I’ll know you when I see you. It just sounds complicated but it fits a lot of people they just don’t usually end up being gay.
assyrianhunk
I like an authentic looking and acting man. I can tell masculine posturing a mile away, and its a turn off. I like naturally masculine/tender man, who is genuine and doesnt give a damn how he appears to others. I like a man who like going out alone, to a bar, a restaurant, who likes his own company, instead of imagining what others are thinking of him.
Physically, I like gingers, light skin ( I am middle eastern) so for me it is a novelty and sexy. I like other races also. I like a tender man, who can cry, and laugh heartily, who is educated, generates income, and is decent and kind. I do love a nice firm butt. and at least an average size d*ck, good kisser, prefer smooth, not too hairy, and I love nice calves. I could go on, but I sound like im on a dating site.
michel_banen
My husband. He seriously has / is the whole package. He was -and is- my very first boyfriend and we’re approaching our 24th anniversary.
linedrive
Awww that’s lovely!
The real Bruce
Beautiful! Start making plans for your 25th now. My late partner and I chose Paris for ours. It was AMAZING! April 3rd was so special. It still is. Be safe, stay healthy and live for love you two. Cheers.
LilMesican
I lose it over a guy in a suit, a guy in a big pick-up, and or the smell of cement… Judge me đ
mailliw110
Somewhat nerdy and almost anyone who wears glasses! Smooth, thin and glasses! Did I mention that I like glasses?