Wonderful things they can do nowadays.
The latest episode of Conan introduces us to the latest in cutting-edge technology: The indispensable “Dyson Ballblade.”
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And to show how it works, they brought in handsome male model Daniel Rumfelt to give a revealing demonstration of how it works.
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A voiceover soothingly coaxes:
“Dyson products have always been the result of rigorous design, research and innovation… Every one of our product launches begins with a marriage of form and function. And the trend continues with the new Dyson Ballblade.”
Watch the video below, and check out more images of Rumfelt:
ChrisK
Hot guy. I know Don will probably come here saying he’s too old and muscled but it sure works for me:)
NateOcean
Daddy like.
But seriously, I don’t want to use any anything with “ball” and “blade” in the product name.
Bob LaBlah
Thanks but I’ll stick to the old fashioned towel. I already heard about a toilet that not only uses water to do what toilet paper is normally used for but also has a dryer too. Lord I ask you what next? Slippers that all you have to do is whistle and they will find your feet?
scotshot
You may already have the last one, it’s called a dog – if he hasn’t eaten them yet.
highestbidder
When they started making fans that rotated around to point straight up ball in the 90s I started using them to dry my junk in that manner – turned my roommate on to it also lol