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Shouldn’t We Be Thrilled Nick Gruber Is Leaving A Life Of Porn For A Life of Calvin Klein Posturing?

Do you know how often stupid text bitchfights, like the one Calvin Klein’s boyfriend Nick Gruber is having with Playgirl promoter Daniel Nardicio, happen? ALL THE TIME. My god, cool it down gentlemen. Apparently Nardicio was trying to get Gruber to be in the magazine, but Gruber wasn’t texting back all the thing he wanted to hear, so he ran to Michael Musto to complain.

Says Nardicio: “I had contacted him a long time ago about posing in Playgirl, before he was outed as a porn star. I kept trying to meet up with him and he kept blowing me off, with monosyllabic texts, yet he said he’d do Playgirl as long as he got the cover. Finally, in frustration I texted him to forget it, and he came back with ‘You only want me because of my fame, so you can go fuck yourself.’ To that I told him that in three years when Klein tired of blowing him, he’d be just another bottle blond looking for work, so he should be more respectful of people trying to give him work. He then texted, ‘Calvin is my partner — you don’t understand because you don’t have that.’ (Uh, I do.) He added, ‘I am famous now, and people want me for my fame, and you should be careful ’cause of the people I know and what they could do to you.’ A threat from an ex-porn star, currently overly botoxed boytoy???? Should I be scared??”

No, but Gruber should be at bedtime.

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18 Comments

  • Cam

    I’m not sure what the big thing is…I thought that most Porn Stars switched over to hooking for the real money and that the films were more of their business cards than anything else.

  • Chopsie

    When the old man throws him out, he’ll be back to porn. Personally, I’d throw his dick to the yard dogs…

  • greenmanTN

    Gruber should be careful because he’s already displaying the hubris that tends to get “trophies” kicked out on their ear. It’s more or less “Don’t you know who I am?!” and that’s the problem. Yes, people who read gossip pages do know exactly who, and what, you are, Anna Nicole Smith with a dick. Then following up with “I know people who can destroy you”? First of all, no you don’t. Calvin Klein may know people who can throw obstacles into the professional paths of others, but being courtesan to the Crypt Keeper is not the same thing as being the Crypt Keeper. Secondly, saying obnoxious things like that tends to turn people against you, even those who couldn’t bother to care much about you one way or the other before.

  • Cam

    @Chopsie:

    Even more sad, he’ll be kept around long enough so that by the time he is tossed out he will have put on some weight and not be able to do good porn. He’ll do whatever it is, that Marc Jacobs exes who aren’t on reality shows do.

  • rodrigo

    How can someone out you as a porn star? Someone you know is bound to see you eventually!

  • ousslander

    pron, prostitution is all the same thing. Cam is right the movies are just commercials. As for Nadicio each time I read about him he seems more and more like a douche bag. He seems to be the one with the attitude. I mean, HOw dare someone turn him down and not jump at the chance to have a naked pic on the web.

    There’s glory and fame for you. Please.

  • Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)

    On Nicks side!

    Also, if he’s smart he will save and by three years will still be more loaded then this playgirl guy!

    He’s still young enough that if he wanted he could get another old rich dude!

  • Curtis

    Calvin better be careful doesn’t he see all the stories of older gay men being killed by there young tricks.

  • Casey

    UGH….imagine having to sleep with that every night. And I mean either of them……

  • Adonis-of-Fire

    Either way he is a whore, a common prostitute
    He can get paid 1 billion dollars, he is still a common whore
    And has no dignity or self respect.

  • thematics

    @justiceontherocks:
    Many of these relationships between the ├╝ber-rich and the ‘kept’ mate have contracts, so I’ve heard. Aside from an allowance, you’re quite right that Gruber may walk out of the end of the affair with nothing but a few possessions and a small pile of bills. Klein’s legal people will have taken care of that.

    Gruber, if not careful, may cross hairs with someone more influential than Nardicio and find himself kept out of the public eye. And locked out of the various residences, too!

  • Harbo

    I’m surprised it’s not already over. It’s been over a month. The kid must be a really good top.

  • OrangeCnty

    Harbo, the kid probably just looks great dressed as a Nazi brownshirt. Watch Calvin’s next boytoy be named Fritz Schmidt or something.

  • Oli

    I don’t know if its just an unfortunate photo but Gruber’s face looks fairly bizarre. I can’t work out what he’s had done.

  • Cam

    @Oli:

    The same type of botox that the blonde guy from “The A List” had done, they have that perpetual surprised look.

  • scott ny'er

    wow. if the kid did really write that, that’s just so… full of himself and mini-Ceasar like. I guess Calvin didn’t pick this dude on personality OR did pick Gruber on personality, which makes Calvin look even more like an idiot.

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