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That’s One Expensive Pussy

By Andrew Belonsky October 31, 2007 at 1:10pm

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This genetically-manipulated cat costs about $24,000. That is so gay.

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  • Rt. Rev. Dr. RES

    It looks like a Bengal cat. They also come in gray. That is one expensive pussy. It is part feral and part domesticated cat.

    There are, though, cheaper ways to enjoy a pussy. There is the pussy by the pound, ahem, at the pound. Adoption is about 24.00 USD. There is gender reassignment at half the price for our transgendered sisters.

    Then there is the folklore that most feline queens walk on two feet rather than four paws.

    October 31, 2007 at 1:10pm
  • ThomMD

    I’ll take my two alley cats, thank you.

    October 31, 2007 at 2:10pm
  • Jack Jett

    That is the most awesome pussy I have ever seen and the only one that I would want to sniff.

    I use to have a Cornish Rex that I purchased at a pet store because I knew no one in their right mind would ever spend 900 bucks on a kitten.

    It was my first piece of pussy. That cat was more like a dog than a cat.

    I even like those hairless pusssys….not the Britney Spears kind, but those little bald thangs.

    jack jett

    October 31, 2007 at 3:10pm
  • thatguyfromboston

    Jack Jett!!! Glad you’re back.

    October 31, 2007 at 3:10pm
  • hisurfer

    “The Internet entrepreneur used a team of geneticists to develop the exotic cats at his US laboratory.” A mutant 3-meter tall pussy cat? – 24G sounds like a bargain!

    October 31, 2007 at 7:10pm
  • chilly

    It kinda looks like a striped Anderson Cooper.

    November 1, 2007 at 1:11pm

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