I’ve been talking all season about how Levi’s cowboy pheromones are so curiously potent they allow him to slip out of any situation smelling like roses. Want more proof? Here we go:
*James says he wants more of Levi’s cock despite the ongoing tension in their relationship
*Chase reveals he and Levi slept together that very morning and that he plans to keep going back even though Levi has betrayed him and lied to him
*Even Taylor wants another taste of what Levi’s packing despite having abused and manipulated him and his friends in order to exact revenge on Levi for cheating on him and breaking his heart.
What does Levi have—and can we bottle it? Wendy can do little but express her amazement and move on to the next clip package.
Other highlights:
*Wendy celebrates Ashley’s ditzy obliviousness and asks her to explain why she gets along with gay men. “I like colors,” she says. We gays like colors, too. Bless you, Princess Ashley.
*Chase yelps, “Don’t call me a whore, you bitch!” to Phillip at one point.
*To deflect attention from his own questionable behavior, Taylor cruelly references a suicide attempt by Chase when he was younger and facing rejection by his conservative family;
*Levi clearly doesn’t appreciate Wendy making fun of his stuttering laugh
*Ashley obviously still resents James describing her as “a human ankle bracelet” monitoring his every movement.
There’s plenty more, of course. “We are prayin’ for peace, girl,” vows Wendy at the start of the hour—but I’m praying for second season of horndoggery, ostentatious displays of praise for Jeebus, flung drinks and cowboy puns from our Lone Star homos.
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Brandon H
I’m so glad I didn’t watch this show. I understand some people are entitled attention whores and they can be entertaining to watch, but this shit just looked frustrating.
Ray
If I have to burn the entire god damn city of Dallas and Logo to the ground to stop a second season I will. This show is disgusting. While the New York version could be trashy fun like the Real Housewives this fucking Dallas show was nothing but GoProud republican propaganda.
Sully
As a Dallasite, please tell me where these people hang around so i can avoid them like the plague.
Nick
Trash is as trash does.
Mike
@Sully: Why, you’re in luck! They published an article with all their “hot spots” to catch cold sores a couple of days ago!
Art
The name of the show should change to Levi and his harem……..this boys are so pathetic!…. Really Levi… I guess there are a no gay men in Texas. … Again what is wrong with this three…. How low a selfsteam you have to have to put up with sharing man like that…
Roman
Queerty, did you not get the note? No one’s watching the show. There’s a thin line between stupid entertainment and demonic, homophobic trash. A-List Dallas leaps across it, then claims they were pushed.
Zeus
I saw half an episode of this show for the first time yesterday, and it’s not an embarrassment to gay men…it’s an embarrassment to human kind.
Christopher
Oh, grow up. Everyone who commented here just ‘can’t get enough’ of the Dallas boys. (or, you’d just shut up?) I watched the whole season and spent most of it cringing. But, it was still way more fun than that New York bunch.
Ed Alvarez
I love the show and can’t wait for next season. It’s juicy! A List New York starts in January!
Owen
@Christopher: I completely agree. I didn’t hate these boys as much, actually sorta enjoyed their company at times. Except for my Rodiney’s hilarious ramshackle attempts at the English language, there was something awful about everyone and everything on the NY A List, I surprisingly didn’t feel that way about the Dallas boys.
kitty litter
Levi’s a bottom. What a surprise.