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The A-List Dallas Reunion Recap: “Y’all Are Pill-Poppin’ Hos”

The A-List: Dallas, Logo’s epic reality-TV melodrama, concluded its first season with a few unresolved storylines. So of course there was the de rigueur reunion show with a celebrity moderator, sexual tension, insults, revelations and walk-offs.

Git ‘er done!

All six cast members converged on a sound stage in New York—not Dallas, for some reason—where Wendy Williams was playing ringmaster. (Brayden, James’ scene-stealing cohort whose primary role was to gasp in shock at the cast’s antics, was shamefully not invited to participate.) Wendy’s hosted two contentious A-List: New York reunions, so she knows exactly what buttons to push with this crew. And she is having none of their tomfoolery. Right from the jump she advises the group—with a wary eye on James and Phillip—that if they’re gonna fling their drinks to aim them at the camera crew because she is working a brand-new wig. A girl must have her priorities!

Each castmate receives his own personalized clip package summarizing ten episodes of quips, catfights, crying jags and assorted moments of bad and/or embarrassing behavior. Taylor the Terrible, the most polarizing and gossiped-about, is saved for last. He sits through the first 45 minutes with a glacially cool expression on his face and says virtually nothing, even as Wendy cues up a segment devoted specifically to his poisonous love triangle with Cowboy Levi and Chase of the Swooping Hair. This has been one of Taylor’s tactics all season: to set off on a gleeful path of destruction and then snootily take the high road when confronted for his bad behavior.

On:           Dec 21, 2011
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    • Brandon H

      I’m so glad I didn’t watch this show. I understand some people are entitled attention whores and they can be entertaining to watch, but this shit just looked frustrating.

      Dec 20, 2011 at 7:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ray

      If I have to burn the entire god damn city of Dallas and Logo to the ground to stop a second season I will. This show is disgusting. While the New York version could be trashy fun like the Real Housewives this fucking Dallas show was nothing but GoProud republican propaganda.

      Dec 20, 2011 at 8:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sully

      As a Dallasite, please tell me where these people hang around so i can avoid them like the plague.

      Dec 20, 2011 at 10:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nick

      Trash is as trash does.

      Dec 21, 2011 at 5:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike

      @Sully: Why, you’re in luck! They published an article with all their “hot spots” to catch cold sores a couple of days ago!

      Dec 21, 2011 at 6:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Art

      The name of the show should change to Levi and his harem……..this boys are so pathetic!…. Really Levi… I guess there are a no gay men in Texas. … Again what is wrong with this three…. How low a selfsteam you have to have to put up with sharing man like that…

      Dec 21, 2011 at 11:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Roman

      Queerty, did you not get the note? No one’s watching the show. There’s a thin line between stupid entertainment and demonic, homophobic trash. A-List Dallas leaps across it, then claims they were pushed.

      Dec 21, 2011 at 12:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zeus

      I saw half an episode of this show for the first time yesterday, and it’s not an embarrassment to gay men…it’s an embarrassment to human kind.

      Dec 21, 2011 at 12:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Christopher

      Oh, grow up. Everyone who commented here just ‘can’t get enough’ of the Dallas boys. (or, you’d just shut up?) I watched the whole season and spent most of it cringing. But, it was still way more fun than that New York bunch.

      Dec 21, 2011 at 5:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ed Alvarez

      I love the show and can’t wait for next season. It’s juicy! A List New York starts in January!

      Dec 21, 2011 at 5:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Owen

      @Christopher: I completely agree. I didn’t hate these boys as much, actually sorta enjoyed their company at times. Except for my Rodiney’s hilarious ramshackle attempts at the English language, there was something awful about everyone and everything on the NY A List, I surprisingly didn’t feel that way about the Dallas boys.

      Dec 21, 2011 at 6:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kitty litter

      Levi’s a bottom. What a surprise.

      Dec 22, 2011 at 3:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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