“I have the best ass on TikTok,” said Brendan Adams, aka majorpectoralis, in a video he posted last week. “Prove me wrong.”
To be fair, Adams has an impressive butt, one he frequently shows off on his account along with the pecs that gave him his username.
See the goods for yourself:
But viewers flocked to his comments to tag who they thought was Adams’ biggest competition.
“This comment section is a library,” one user wrote — and indeed, going through the tagged accounts in the nearly 700 comments will lead you through a wonderland of guys on TikTok who know what they’re working with and love to flaunt it.
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Looking through the accounts that got shouted out, a few categories of booty-based influencers emerged.
There are the fitness gurus: dudes who are just showing you how best to work out your glutes. If you happen to check out their butts in the process, that’s on you, not them — but then again, who could blame you?
There are those who feign reluctance, writing that they were “talked into” following a trend that shows off their butt, or that it was only “a matter of time” before they twerked on camera.
And there are the shameless show-offs: users whose videos get straight to the point and give their audiences what they came for. Thank you, kings!
So, who’s taking the crown for best butt on TikTok? Regardless, the competition is a lot of fun to judge.
“Everyone tagging others, bless you,” one commenter wrote. Amen to that.
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Diplomat
Oh please, these guys are full of it. Short of a few severely fckable dik traps, elephant butts were never the rage
EdWoody
I’m not a fan of this current fad for enormous jiggly donkey butts. To quote Blanche Devereaux, I love a tight man.
Jim
Give me a firm butt with dimples any day
missvamp
agreed. my bf has the perfect butt. the tattooed guy is pretty nice- not too big. some of these are kartrashian stupid level.
michael124
These all look like a women’s butt, no thanks!
Mack
Personally I prefer the ones I can grip with my hands, small and tight
FreddieW
Stephen Lomas, because he looks good in general. Love that haircut. Is it a mullet?
bachy
I’m still creaming over jasongenesisofficial, to whom the pervs here on Q introduced me, leading me down the stony end (I never wanted to go down the stony end).
Doug
It’s interesting how huge butts became something women were encouraged to attain, and now it’s spread to men. As a lifelong ass man, I’ve always preferred the small, tight, compact ones much more than these.
bachy
The Kardashians ushered in the era of the Desirable “Thicc” Figure with its cartoonishly exaggerated features, elbowing the Desirable Slender Figure out of the picture for the first time in decades. You’re right, it did affect perceptions of the desirable male body as well.
But trend-watchers are signaling the the slender, fit figure now is making a return.
kevininbuffalo
Fat asses, blech!
SDR94103
interesting that some straight guys are so focused on their asses.
nm4047
when did a fat arse become attractive?
Kangol2
I think you’re late to the party!
“I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
I don’t think you’re ready for this
‘Cause my body too bootylicious for ya, babe”
— Destiny’s Child, “Bootylicious,” 2002
desantistrumparepedoz
straight guys like girl big booty. i dont but guys. women big boobs not cute. thick lips like latino or blacks
correctio
Straight guys like girl big booty.
I dont but guys.
Women big boobs not cute.
Thick lips like latino or blacks
– desantistrumparepedoz
eireapparent
Are you having a stroke? should we call an ambulance?
Goforit
Nearly all these butts are indistinguishable from the rest of them. And all are too fat.
brian6767
Love a fat ass!
eeebee333
Jesus, that’s disturbing.
GayEGO
I call ’em perky butts!
mjv825
Maybe I’m getting old, but after viewing these, I’d say that the only thing missing is the “WIDE LOAD” sign . . . . .
Rank Amateur
That’s a lot of FAT butts!
barryaksarben
I dont want to suffocate when eating ass. Nice and muscled but not fat
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