It’s a cold, cold world after all.
Over the weekend, a 26-year-old man was arrested after stripping down to his birthday suit and wandering around the “It’s a Small World” ride at Disneyland. Is everyone OK?!
The man (whose name has yet to be released by the Anaheim Police Department) was booked for “indecent exposure and being under the influence of a controlled substance,” according to KTLA.
News of the so-called “Disneyland Streaker” quickly went viral. The original censored photo, posted on X by @AshleyEsqueda, has received over 4.4 million views.
Apparently, the parkgoers were delayed for at least an hour while security dealt with the disturbing guest. (God, we hope they at least turned off that grating soundtrack.)
Other confused riders captured footage of the man taking himself on a shirtless tour through the animatronics as they waited. And it is weird.
Watch.
Fittingly, the streaker’s trippy journey ended with him being frogmarched by four security guards.
To be clear: public indecency and inappropriate drug use, especially at a theme park geared towards families and at a ride filled with singing children, is not OK.
But despite the circumstances, some social media gays couldn’t help themselves from thirsting over the Small World Streaker’s gay otter-esque build and flagrant display of shirtlessness.
(This is why we can’t have nice things!)
First thing’s first: Are we alright?! Have we lost all morals?! Where is the plot?!
There are plenty of other thirst worthy men out there with V-lines who didn’t bare it all at the Happiest Place on Earth. (Might we suggest watching *that* scene in Saltburn again?)
Still, other Twitter X Gays were quick to point out that we should, perhaps, set our standards a little bit higher.
Y’all would thirst over a chair if it had abs istg
— Jamie haDov; he’s gay culture (@JamieHaDov) November 28, 2023
HE'S AT A RIDE FOR CHILDREN
— Rated NC17 for violence and sexual content.🍉 (@Tallgeese3w) November 28, 2023
Can the gays have a meeting because… clearly we are having some issues pic.twitter.com/iw2MYct4hJ
— Deme🌝 (@demcockrell) November 28, 2023
Furthermore, jokingly thirsting over a man who exposed himself in front of children is NOT a good lewk for the rest of the LGBTQ+ community.
Especially when queer people are fighting vitriol from conservatives who wrongfully compare our lifestyles to pedophilia.
And maybe we shouldn’t anger the almighty Disney Gays, nor the House of Mouse, who continues to support the LGBTQ+ community by standing up against Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis and hosting the fam with annual ‘Gay Days.’
However, the best thing to come out of this whole situation was the apt users who noticed the Disneyland Streaker happened to look a lot like Daniel Radcliffe as Weird Al Yankovic.
At least his hairy (and hunky) character knew when it was appropriate to disrobe!
Further details on the man’s identity, his arrest, and reasoning for the excursion are yet to be made public.
However, officials told KTLA that Disneyland employees stopped the ride “as soon as they were made aware of the situation.” The man was also taken to a hospital “as a precaution” following his arrest.
Let this serve as a reminder to think about whom you’re thirsting over.
And when you’re parched… don’t drink the water from the “It’s a Small World” ride!
decrans
The LGBTQ far-left is at an interesting time in history. Parade sexuality in front of children vs. co-signing debauchery and Phyllis Schafly-esque pearl-clutuching for viral hits. Could y’all pick a damn lane? Signed, the rest of us in America. (It’s giving us a headache.)
Dymension
Thank you!
S.anderson
Count me on Team Debauchery. I think it’s sad when children children’s fear of growing up is reinforced by the notion that observing nude adults will somehow damage them.
barryaksarben
OMG YOU are ridiculous. This has NOTHING to do with us except people are joking about it afterwards. This guy isn’t gay and you arent either. YOU deserve to have a headache you dumbass. You come here and every time you do you bring up sexuality in front of children and so I HAVE to believe YOU ARE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN. like most straight people you are projecting. We arent the molesters YOU are. Your clergy, your teachers and your coaches are the vast majority of predators so. maybe you might try THINKING before spreading more of your ignorant shit
barryaksarben
S Anderson is right you are out of your mind. This was not a gay man it was a straight guy so how do you turn this into an attack on us? you are Fd up man. I think you are the pedophile here as that is all you ever comment on
Kangol2
Only a loon would attribute support for this man to “the far left.” Detrans, first learn what “far left” actually means and then, promptly, get some psychological help!
decrans
Oh, honey. I lived on a Radical Faerie commune. I know what the far-left is. Most of this country does not support the trans agenda, which includes drag queens shaking their asses in front of children.
decrans
And Barry Wiseman has trouble typing in complete sentences. Conjugate! I don’t take advice on ignorance from someone who just types out run-on sentences. Why should I? You need to go back to elementary-level English before you open your mouth on education, Barry. Try again.
Charlie in Charge
She doesn’t even go here!
bachy
It makes me sad to see young men so psychologically disordered that they need to disrobe in public to convey the intensity of their distress. But this type of behavior is not new. You can see exquisite frescoes in The Basilica of Saint Francis of Assisi depicting a young St Francis exhibiting the same behavior in the 12th century.
At any rate I’d rather see distressed young men disrobing in public than shooting up schools. Nudity reminds us of the beauty of human vulnerability and life. While gunfire signals the horror of human vulnerability and death.
Dymension
Well stated.
still_onthemark
“Lord, make me holy… but not yet!” as St. Francis is said to have said. He was wild until age 29 they say.
Kangol2
Still_onthemark, it was actually St. Augustine who famously said, “Give me chastity and temperance, but not yet!” (Cf. his famous Confessions, 1475.) St. Francis of Assisi’s life and career were a bit different. But point taken.
inbama
Yep.
A well-built naked man is traumatizing to children and and dangerous for the movement, but trashy drag queens shaking their booty in kids’ faces is magical and a credit to the LGBTQIA+ community.
Hey, but don’t have an independent thought about any of this – or anything else done in our name. Just repeat any movement-destroying nonsense that the Transwoman-Wizard behind the curtain has to say or abfab and her sockpuppet dbmcvey will come after you.
Who’d have imagined that being gay would become like being a Southern Baptist: check your brains at the door and put your money in the basket.
Dymension
I hear ya
S.anderson
There are various kinds of drag queens, but yes, the ones with enormous gazongas, painted up like whores, are a very curious choice for mainstream LGBTQIA+ Society to throw their indignant support behind.
bachy
@inbama:
“Hey, but don’t have an independent thought about any of this – or anything else done in our name. Just repeat any movement-destroying nonsense that the Transwoman-Wizard behind the curtain has to say…”
A brilliantly provocative, metaphorical perception.
Morg
theres a video of him if you know where to look, hes not that well endowed, tho the water could be cold xD
RIGay
Oh please oh please oh please, tell me he’s a Republican!
still_onthemark
dbmcvey almost had a stroke the last time I made fun of adults who go kid-less to Disney parks. He accused me of “stealing joy”!!! He was as agitated as I’ve ever seen him, and no amount of “/s” signs would mollify him.
I suspect that MOST adults who go kid-less to Disney are tripping on LSD, like this guy probably was!
inbama
I would think some of it is revisiting what was an uncomfortable childhood – this time knowing that all the bullying and not fitting in with other boys meant you were going to be gay, capable of having an amazing life, being worthy of love, and even finding it.
It’ll be interesting to hear this guy’s story if and when it comes out.
Ken A.
I hope the guy is OK. When he wakes up he maybe terribly embarrassed.
inbama
Especially to find himself known as “The Small World Streaker.”