Reality showoffs

Three muscly “Big Brother” guys soap each other up in the shower, just because

 Big Brother has a winning formula — and a major ingredient of that formula is the producer’s uncanny ability to pluck insanely handsome “talent” out of the audition pool, and manage to find not-so-subtle ways to get them to lose their clothes in every  episode.

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Case in point: The new season of the British incarnation of the show features three hunks – -Kieran, Lotan Carter, Tom, you don’t care about their names — airily hopping into the shower to casually suds each other, as heterosexual men are wont to do.

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