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The Hotly Anticipated Gay/Straight “Big Brother” Threesome Finally Happened

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Big Brother ratings are way up this year, thanks in part to the wild homoerotic relationships developing between several straight men in the house and the show’s token gay, Frankie Grande.

The relationship between Frankie and houseguest Zach Rance has been particularly hot. Despite Zach’s self-proclaimed “straight male” status, the two have cuddled, kissed, exchanged massages and regularly sleep in the same bed, fully embracing their status as “Zankie,” the show’s first gay/straight showmance.

Sexual tensions reached a fever pitch in the house this week as live feed viewers were treated to an impromptu (and fully clothed, ugh) simulated threesome in the HOH bedroom. Watch in awe as houseguests Caleb Reynolds and Cody Calafiore make America’s gay dreams come true:

“I hope there’s a montage of all those moments on YouTube,” says houseguest Christine Brecht. If only she knew

Zankie is still going strong after a heated falling-out last week. Below, watch Zach question his sexuality over his undying love for Frankie:

And Frankie making out with Zach’s neck:

And Frankie, officially announcing that Zach is “bi-curious”:

Thank you, Lord.

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29 Comments

  • avesraggiana

    This is beyond dumb.

  • friscoguy

    Yae real entertaining 3 “men” that act like 3 year olds and an ugly chick watching.

  • friscoguy

    I’d like to see how these straight guys would be acting if they had a butch gay guy in the house, they are only ok with this guy because he is fem and represents no threat to their “masculinity”. Pink haired boy is too weak to see the light so he plays right along I bet he hates other guy guys.

  • SportGuy

    This was “hotly anticipated”? By who, people who don’t have better since than to watch this train wreck of a “reality show”.

  • jd2222248

    Gay are easy aroused by the stupid straight man play. Why?

  • ric

    Something tells me this is no accident. I think this was planned out in the beginning. To boost ratings if needed.

  • Stache99

    I just can’t believe that show is still going and I’ll still never watch.

  • Chris

    So three guys – two nominally straight — simulate gay sex while fully clothed. What is this, middle school?

  • Dawson

    Jesus, it’s a T.V. show. Let people have their fun. I think this is better than watching FOX News, et al. Does anyone say anything about people watching 7 hours of football on Sunday? I find it silly to become the moral arbitrator of people’s taste. It has no effect on me unless it is harmful to the GLBT community. Let people enjoy whatever puts a smile on their face. To each their own.

  • enlightenone

    @Chris: Even in middle-school they wouldn’t be as silly as all these dysfunctional, egotistical clowns. Just hope they don’t spend all their easy earnings in one place! As SportGuy points out this is a long ride “train wreck,” purported to be “reality” in the same vain as these “housewives of…,” “the bachelor,” etc. Even that “new” show in the wilderness w/Efron, Tatum, etc. seem to cater to the Boy Scouts, gay or not!

  • enlightenone

    @Dawson: No one was commenting about these shows from a moralistic perspective, you have buy inadvertently becoming the “moral arbitrator!” Could have been avoided after reading some of the comments and moved on without comment. The comments are “relevant to the article” per “Queerty Comment Policy!”

  • Dawson

    Enlightenone—Clearly let me put it this way, If people enjoy the show———-WHO CARES!! Let people enjoy what they want to. As I said, to each their own. If people find enjoyment in any T.V. or any other entertainment why would I want to rain on their parade?

  • Billy Budd

    I don’t watch this kind of garbage, but if a mediocre straight person watches straight guys being gay-friendly in reality shows, that is a positive thing.

  • retropian

    I feel bad for the girl. Not one of the guys responded to her or acknowledged her existence in any way, apart from the elbow bump. Yeah, she’s not the prettiest girl, and perhaps she doesn’t have much charisma or wit, but still…

  • lykeitiz

    @Dawson: Exactly! Lighten up, people! This show doesn’t claim to be Masterpiece Theater, and they’re not table-throwing housewife trash either.

    The 2 “straight” men are absolutely beautiful, and there are worse things on TV then watching them play with their gay friend as an equal.

  • Brendan

    Frankie is a worthless piece of shit IMO. The way that he has turned on his supposed best friend in the house is beyond gameplay. Not only is he stabbing him in the back, he is being vicious and cruel about it. :(

  • seaguy

    @avesraggiana: Must not be too dumb you took time to read the post and then comment.

  • seaguy

    @Stache99: It’s still going because people do watch, duh. You obviously have some interest in it you read this post and commented on it. Normally people who dislike something do not waste their time reading about it and commenting on it.

  • seaguy

    Look people if you dislike the show and who is on it so much then why the heck are you bothering to read this post and then comment on it? Are you that bored and have such a boring life that you have to go around spewing hate? Get a life and go read and comment on stuff you like.

  • friscoguy

    @seaguy: So according to you one can only comment on things YOU like and agree with? Oh and why does ur sig have a pic of a skinny white torso? If it is u why have you reduced yourself that a body part?

  • paco1225

    This is one of the worst casts of the shows history , Can’t figure out how they chose this group and thought it was a good mix of people ? not saying that i don’t like them but they all seem to be very immature and childish . I guess they’re hoping for a much younger audience than normal this season ?.

  • YesIDid

    That show is more boring than the Kardashian bunch, and that’s not saying much.

  • martinbakman

    CBS seems to find a gay male guests with a clownish looks or behavior. This time gay dude with a rooster hairdo, pink highlights. Such an effing boring show. Thanks for nothing CBS.

  • Maude

    I know they do, but who would want to have sex with a man with a multicolored Mohawk hairdo?

  • Clark35

    This is stupid why does queerty obsess over heterosexual men?

  • martinbakman

    Congrats CBS for portraying gay men as a rooster headed queen. That’s the image most straight men that run the networks are comfortable with.

    I’d have to give a sh*t about this show to care about a “hotly anticipated three way”.

    At least CBS never confuses the audience about who might be the gay one in the act.

  • ParisNat

    White trash. The tats say it all.
    Especially the dame…

  • norodeocowboy

    @avesraggiana: It was inevitable. All reality TV trends downward in the direction of the “Jerry Springer Show” studio stage.

  • norodeocowboy

    @martinbakman: Reality shows are laced with pheromones that are irresistible to drama queens.

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