Judging by all the guys who have braved the elements for the prospect of hooking up, physical comfort is no match for horniness!
In a recent Reddit convo, guys recalled the worst weather they’ve risked to get laid, revealing that they’ve traveled through hurricanes and polar vortices and blizzards.
Apparently, if Grindr matches are beckoning, it doesn’t matter how many layers someone has to put on (only to strip off at their destination).
Check out the stories below—including a dissenting vote from a guy who decided, sensibly, to stay in.
“Snow in north Mississippi, back in the late ‘90s. Mind you, I’m from New Orleans, I was 18 at the time, and it was maybe my second or third time seeing that much snow. The terrain was hilly, visibility sucked, but I was determined. (We’re still together.)”
“Drove through three feet of snow once to pick up a guy who had lost power and heat at his house. While it was still snowing. Brought him back to mine, and we ended up rolling around in front of the fireplace. Brought the tire chains just in case, but thankfully didn’t need them!”
“While Hurricane Irene raged outside, I struck up a conversation with a guy who was more or less right around the corner from me in Brooklyn, and to say he was my type is a severe understatement: stereotypical short king gym twunk, crazy definition, way into bears. ‘I’m gonna get soaked walking over.’ I joked. ‘Who cares, we’re gonna peel your clothes off pretty quickly anyway, you can throw ‘em in the dryer.’ I walked the 10 minutes over in amazing driving rain and high winds, weirdly lovely wet humid 2 a.m. tropical storm air. It was so worth it.”
“Winter Storm Jonas in Baltimore. #30InchesOfJonas.”
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“After a 30” snowstorm in college, [I] walked from my dorm to a d*ck appointment. A lot of hills and very treacherous, but the d*ck was good.”
“I hooked up right as Hurricane Ian was about to hit Florida. And when I went home for Christmas, I drove through a pretty bad snowstorm. Looking back, the guy definitely was not worth it.”
“In January 2019, [during] the polar vortex in Chicago, [the] temperature got down to -21 degrees. My FWB and I had been on rocky terms, and I had not seen him for about three months when he sent the text ‘I need you NOW!’ By the time I made it to his crib, my beard and eyebrows were frozen, my phone had died, and it was too cold to charge.”
“Last year’s snow storm on the day before Christmas Eve. Pitch black at like 5 p.m., heavy snow and ice. Decided it wasn’t worth it, as I wasn’t attracted to the guy. Somehow, that cup of hot chocolate I had that night left me with a fuller feeling than he ever could. And to this day, I’m glad I stayed home. We lost power at 6 p.m. and didn’t get it back till much later. Moral of the story: If Mother Nature doesn’t want you to get laid, listen to the beyatch.”
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Sometimes real life can be like a Sean Cody video!
barryaksarben
A F buddy and I had sex on a golf course in the middle of a tornado in Iowa. He was in construction so we normally would hook up in the sites he was working at but this one time we hadn’t seen each other for a while and didnt want to wait out the storm and he didnt have a site at the time so snuck into a golf course. It was in the 70s and a great. time
Thad
This shows how innocent I am. I’ve never braved bad weather for a hookup, but I did drive through a snowstorm to hear Roberta Flack in concert. Worth it.
JRamonMc
In a thunderstorm and torrential downpour on a hilltop in the woods with a complete stranger, with lightning and trees crashing around us. The most intense orgasm and the most scared I’ve been all at once. Needless to say we didn’t stick around after the deed.
1898
worst weather hookup was during an ice storm. it had been forecast as a snow storm, but it switched to freezing rain. it happened quickly and the public works crews weren’t prepared… the roads (and everything else) were suddenly coated in half an inch of ice. what should have been a 10 minute drive ended up being a 45 minute drive. the guy ended up being a bad kisser, and bad at everything else too. should’ve stayed home lmao
KissBananaPeels
What a bunch of desperate whores
dbmcvey
Speaking of desperation, it’s KissBananaPeels.
Stefano
Speaking of whores, here’s dbmcvey commenting once again…(you’ve reached how many comments on Queerty? 5 million, 10 million or more?)
Invader7
Alright Miss Holier Than Thou. You sexless bitch !!
dbmcvey
I always liked Armistead Maupin’s line about how in the old days we had to walk miles in the snow uphill to get a blow job.
Invader7
16 degrees above zero , without the wind chill. Dec . Houston TX. The sex was HOT .Thankfully. Ravaged the man.