Wondering what to make for dinner tonight? Break open a big box of alcohol, mousse your hair and invite some Chippendales dancers over to ass up your kitchen and help you fry an entire chicken in a shallow pan. At some vague moment in the ambiguously gay 1980s this strategy worked for Jaye P. Morgan, entertainer and celebrity panelist on The Gong Show, Hollywood Squares, Cross-Wits and Match Game ’73. That means it’ll work for you.
Thanks to the incredibly unterrible people at Everything Is Terrible.