A member of a homoerotic pro-Trump Facebook group where straight guys share photos of themselves pointing loaded guns at their genitals in an attempt to “trigger liberals” has accidentally shot himself in the balls.
The unidentified San Diego man belongs to the private group “Loaded Guns Pointed at [B]enis.” He recently posted a video of himself pointing his .45-caliber M1911 semiautomatic at his groin.
There’s a brief pause in the video before the gun suddenly fires and blood splatters everywhere.
Now these MAGA dolts are pointing guns at their dicks with the safeties off and their fingers on the trigger to own the libs. I fucking hate it here. pic.twitter.com/O1vVUldLn5
— Dylan (@dyllyp) May 25, 2020
Vice reports:
The original video of the man shooting himself in the balls and subsequent thread has been deleted, but members of the group captured the video and aftermath and reuploaded it.
“Hey [b]ois, I might have f*cked up,” the man who shot himself in the balls wrote above a picture of his naked legs and splattered blood on the carpet of his floor. A towel is stuffed between his legs and a printed out copy of the constitution is crumpled on the edge of the photo.
The guy posted through the incident as he bled. “God’s caliber [.45] went through my scrotum, mattress, boxspring, and floor,” he wrote.
The man later posted a photo of himself in the hospital pointing his finger towards his crotch like a gun.
“Turns out it wasn’t a graze, that round went right the f*ck through me,” he captioned the photo. “What I thought were two graze wounds, turned out to be an entrance and exit wound.”
An admin for “Loaded Guns Pointed at [B]enis” says the man is doing “100% OK” now and has already returned to work, adding that he doesn’t think he “needs to be chastised” for shooting his own balls in the name of Trump.
“I’m quite sure he’s learned his lesson without the entire world calling him an idiot,” the admin said.
Has he? Has he really though?
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Chrisk
The good news was that it was so small he missed it.
innocentgay
Ooh, it works. I’m suuuper triggered. Don’t keep doing it, whatever you do; in the name of Hillary!
Smith David
LMAO…..so this Trump turd thought he’d threaten liberals with a good time? LOL…..honey please…LMAO…don’t ever threaten me with a good time. OK. LOL….I can’t LOL.
Mattster
If we had more people like this, we’d have fewer people like this.
Invader7
Exactly Mattster ! Hopefully MORE Drumpfsters will shoot themselves in the genitals, causing their dicks & vaginas to be rendered permanently USELESS . Hopefully they won’t reproduce anymore ,or at NOT at all. And make themselves the butt of global never ending numerous jokes & memes !!! Karma IS a bitch. And the Universe DOES have a sense of humor.. I’m a 2nd Amendment supporter , just not a rabid nut bag like most , if not all Drumpfsters are !! And I would NEVER point any kind of gun even remotely near my johnson !
justgeo
Too bad he missed his femoral artery!!
ohiogreg
thumbs up!
Wolfwalk
Wish every trump supporter would take up this challenge and say “Hold my beer–I can damn well hit my balls (or vagina.)” Of couse, the only “triggering” that would cause among the rest of us would be the gales of laughter and applause that would be triggered.
IndependentForever
Hopefully he did enough damage he won’t have children. This epitomizes how dumb the freaking Trump sheep are. It would be funny if it weren’t so sad.
ohiogreg
thumbs up! Perhaps more will do this so we don’t have to worry about them breeding!
hayesj
Too bad they don’t point it at the other head. A mass suicide of Trump supporters are the stuff that dreams are made of.
vancouverdoug
In normal times we would all supposed to clutch our pearls and scream “don’t say that, suicide is not a joke”. However, considering its these people that are enabling the suicide of the US and these are not normal times, I am going to agree with you.
butchqueen
If they put strawberry jam on the end of the firearm before they put it in their mouths, the metallic flavor is negated. Sell jam with Dump’s face on it!
Creamsicle
This one just astounds me. I can understand listening to Anne Coulter, or Milo Yiannopoulos even though I hate them. But this is a whole other level of stupid. I didn’t realize that the political division in this country is so bad that men will now risk doing irreparable injury to their own genitals goes the sake of poor trolling.
Ambonec
No details given, Darwin Award survivors tend to be rare
Essie
I can be a bit slow but, WHY?? I’m not understanding the point. Did I miss something?
amanwithanedge
“trigger liberals”. LOL
Kangol2
Darwinian!
Raymundo
Why’d I care if he wanted to shoot his balls? These people need extra hours at work if they have time to focus on “owning libs”. Still I must say this is hilarious.
ShiningSex
i bet not much to shoot. small task! LOL!!!
Creamsicle
So aside from the obvious question of “Why would you do this?” I also have to wonder why he would post about it after shooting himself.
pvkalso
Because he’s an idiot, an idiot with a gun.
rand503
Because it’s the only thing he has accomplished in his whole dreary life and he lives to be a fame whore.
dhmonarch89
I’m all for these idiots shooting their balls off- no future little idiots.
ohiogreg
thumbs up!
pavel20
i don’t understand why they think liberals would even care about what they do. point guns at your groins all you want. fine with me.
Fname Optional Lname
How does that trigger anyone? Liberals will look at that behavior, feel sad for them for less than a second and then laugh uncontrollably upon realizing that these guys have no problem exposing just how ignorant they really are, they’re not even trying to disguise it any longer.
missvamp
let’s challenge them all to play putin roulette. maybe they’ll all lose.
Neoprene
Somebody needs to get that cat out of there.
Hdtex
As a libtard I AM SO TRIGGERED!!
DO IT AGAIN!
CityguyUSA
What the hell did he expect would happen? If you can’t “miss it” at that range you ought not have a gun.
michel_banen
Although it’s great that Trump supporters do their own vasectomy to make the world a better place I guess it’s even more efficient to point the guns at their own heads. You know, like Russian roulette. Poetin would love that support !
Miles Crown
My daddy told me never point a gun at anything you don’t intend to shoot. Paging Dr. Freud.
rand503
I seriously doubt that after blowing his balls off his is doing “100% okay” within a couple days. The wound might be healing okay after being stitched up, and he missed any infections, but he’ll never be the same. Thankfully.
rand503
Referrgin to your friends as ‘bois’ is rather gay. Anyone who fantasizes about blowing their own dick off has some mental issues they need to deal with.
Stark
Wait! Actually read the article (the Vice article linked to). The groups weren’t even created to “trigger liberals”. They were created to trigger other “responsible” gun owners? They’re fighting back against republicans (and the NRA) who believe in things like “trigger discipline”. I’m sure some of them are trying to trigger libs, but that wasn’t the point of the group. It’s just far stupider than I could have imagined.
joeboyle49
WHAT AN IDIOT! POINTING A GUN AT YOUR OWN BALLS AND SHOOTING IT WOW HOW COULD HE BE OK AFTER THAT??
Ginger Tom
It was really a “cry for help” and his only mistake was that he thought he would in fact be shooting his brains out and was as surprised as any of his friends to find out that he was still alive afterwards. Better luck next time young man!
greekboy
If a bunch of these guys stood in a circle and shot at each other’s balls, I guess it would redefine circle jerk(s)
Onecaddy13
Two words. SEEK HELP!
darkanser
This has to be the strangest story I’ve yet to see on Queerty!! I don’t know how else to respond. The alleged “victim” is not worthy of any more of my attention.