You’ve likely heard by now that Rudy Giuliani gave a sweaty, fact-free, 90-minute press conference yesterday, during which he hair and face literally melted off his head as he quoted from the film My Cousin Vinny while making baseless claims about voter fraud.
Anderson Cooper was being polite when he called the whole thing “pathetic,” a “hot mess,” and a “clown show” last night.
“It wasn’t a press conference. It was a clown show.” pic.twitter.com/nOIZ8Li9E6
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 20, 2020
Here’s what others have been saying about it...
Nobody:#RudyGiuliani: pic.twitter.com/LeqWB9PA74
— 📿 Omo Esu 🕷️ (@1TaeFromDaA) November 20, 2020
Live shot of Rudy Giuliani melting at his press conference: pic.twitter.com/zLUzvaLeU5
— Santa Claus, CEO (@SantaInc) November 19, 2020
I can’t stop looking at the dual rivulets of dye running down Rudy Giuliani’s cheeks and thinking, like the Wicked Witch, Trump’s defense along with his presidency is melting.
— Rob Reiner (@robreiner) November 20, 2020
Is Rudy actually Cotton Hill??#RudyGiuliani #RudyIsMelting #RudyGuilliani #Rudyhairdye pic.twitter.com/UL3gmpBLDZ
— Badger Story (@BadgerStory) November 20, 2020
Rudy Giuliani hair stylist need a two week notice, its just not working out… pic.twitter.com/WHTsQlGkWA
— Trans Lives Matter! *Activist* “Ada” (@AllTransLivesM1) November 20, 2020
Rudy Guilliani having a little problem with hair dye dripping down his face. Priceless! pic.twitter.com/wqxvkS624m
— The Tweetwit 🆘 (@TheTweetwit) November 20, 2020
But it doesn’t stop there…
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Thought it was a remake of Death in Venice #RudyGiuliani pic.twitter.com/olqWg7qVMM
— Rupert Trousers (@RupertTrousers_) November 20, 2020
Seeing cheeto-faced @RealDonaldTrump and his slimy henchman @RudyGiuliani literally melting down as they lose bigly over and over again is my new favourite thing.
SO. MUCH. WHINING! pic.twitter.com/opmBX9PqEJ
— Mark Kermode (@KermodeMovie) November 20, 2020
Looks like @RudyGiuliani’s Hair Color is a FRAUD!! 😳😳😳 pic.twitter.com/s4uPkMgRL6
— The Resistor Sister ♥️🇺🇸🦅🙏🏻 (@the_resistor) November 20, 2020
I’ll just say it. We know #RudyGiuliani smells like hospital… pic.twitter.com/I4EEzCojgi
— Lou Stools® (@Lou_S_Stools) November 20, 2020
Maybe he keeps his hair dye in his pants. #RudyGiuliani pic.twitter.com/Alnkp5gzwv
— Wrath of Khan (@WrathOfKhan2016) November 20, 2020
Things that will never not be funny to me:
1. Four Seasons Total Landscaping
2. Rudy Guilliani’s hair dye dripping down his face— Meg (@stayangrymeg) November 20, 2020
Shall we continue?
You can’t unsee/unhear Rudy Giuliani melting into black liquid as he says My Cousin Vinny is his favorite “law movie” of all time.
— Derek Milman (@DerekMilman) November 19, 2020
Dude looks like a villain in his final hours from some dystopic art-house film about cloning political figures to preserve their immortality #RudyGiuliani #TrumpCollapse pic.twitter.com/mxTko9lK3G
— Peddy Lee (@hemisfarts) November 20, 2020
20 bucks Rudy Guilliani’s briefcase is full of melted ice cream sandwhiches.
— Eliot Rahal (@EliotRahal) November 19, 2020
I just found this exclusive footage of #RudyGuilliani after his press conference pic.twitter.com/LbM2JaN7WU
— Jessica Bluemke Greiff (@blueburie) November 19, 2020
I knew it! #RudyGuilliani #MeltingMan #PressConference pic.twitter.com/mxi6N02qXZ
— Shawn P. Fitzgerald (@ShawnPFitzgera1) November 19, 2020
Is Rudy Guilliani melting for the hundredth time really newsworthy?
The answer is yes.
— Neptunium Fluoride (@ntfluoride) November 20, 2020
Related: WATCH: Rudy Giuliani just melted during a press conference. So did his make-up.
Cam
His cocaine sweats are getting worse.
kevininbuffalo
A note to Queerty: Tweets are not news. At best they’re lazy journalism and filler.
Kangol2
Not sure where you’ve been the last four years, but tweets most certainly ARE news. They are the primary means by which the now defeated president of the US, Don the Con, has communicated with his followers, the US as a whole and the globe, AND a major means by which he has enacted policy, from his transgender ban (by tweet) to his recent firing of his Defense Secretary Mark Esper (by tweet). He’s also telegraphing his attempted coup by tweet right now. Whatever you think of it, tweets from his tiny fingers have taken on the force of law. That sounds newsworthy to me!
RichardPeters
Yep, not a word was heard by the leftists. Maybe they will listen later on when courts start making rulings.
linedrive
Rulings have been made. Many rulings. Not favorable for Trump so I’m guessing they don’t count.
TxCudlr
Hi there, sweetie!!!!!!!! I’M A LEFTIST!!!!!!!!!!! How did ALL those court rulings work out for ya?????????????? Huh????? So funny how quiet it is from ALL those repugnantcans now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ShiningSex
JUST FOR MEN!!!! LOL!!!
MAYBE WASH THE DYE OUT!!! I GUESS SELF CHEAP DYE JOBS MAKE FOR LOTS OF LAUGHS!! OBVIOUSLY!!!
Essie
A hairdresser said in an interview that she thought it wasn’t hair dye that was running but mascara that he put on to hide the grey. The hairdresser said that dye doesn’t run like that. I don’t know and don’t care because it was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a very long time. This man has no dignity so he didn’t lose any but he made a real fool of himself.
SteveM
That worthless old geyser hasn’t dropped dead yet? I wish he would, so that he can join his sewer rat parents in the sewer hole where they’re buried.
bachy
Both Giuliani and Trump exhibit the writhing desperation of men frantic to escape approaching doom. I’m just guessing, but losing the election may be just the tip of some dire fate that awaits.
justgeo
the only legacy either of them are leaving is one of shame and death and noise so—————-.
fredk
between his failed attempt to bag an underage girl in the borat movie and his public audition for the incredible melting man, rudy’s imploding before our eyes.
Joshooeerr
This just raises the question of What The Hell Did He Put In His Hair??!! Hair dye does not run like that. So it’s mascara, or some kind of spray-on colour, or boot polish or christ-know-what. Which just makes Rudy even more of an idiot; he can’t even manage to dye his hair properly!
SPEEDOSWIMMER
I love seeing Trump supporters CRY, it’s my daily medicine, my weekly energy, my monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. Their meltdowns are entertaining. Their loss is the only reason I am still alive. I was born to love, to enjoy, and to savor the failures that they have achieved.
GayEGO
Ha ha ha! That must be the devil streaming down his face, you know, black diarrhea!