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These Unfortunate #ScruffFails Will Ensure You Don’t Get Any Tail This Holiday Weekend

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A long holiday weekend typically means more hours spent on apps like Scruff and Grindr in hopes of finding someone to help pass the time.

Related: These Awkward #GrindrFails All But Guarantee A Night Alone

Of course, once you’ve located a potential candidate, you want to make sure you say the right thing so as not to scare them off. One bad joke or off-color comment can totally kill the deal.

Scroll down for great examples of what not to say when cruising on Scruff this weekend…

This was just… Yeah… #subdaddy #campingsex #slowyourroll #changeyourname #scrufffail

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#scruff #scrufffails #noface #nochat #notinterested #enjoyyourstay

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Lmaooo!!?? Really dude? #scruff #scruffproblems #scrufffail

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Not so hard to answer is it? #canteven #scruff #scrufffail #datinggame #instagay #smh

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Trying to be helpful #ScruffChat #rentboy #sorrynotsorry

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#iwokeuplikethis #flawless? #scrufffail #sillyboys #apparentlyimgorgeous

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#scrufffail why do I even try….

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What the actual fuck? #scrufffail #wtf #actualdaddyissues #fml

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#scrufffail #gay #daddy #scruff

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