Last week we learned that Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Batman goes full-frontal in a new Batman comic, and suffice it to say, he’s been hiding quite the sidekick under that armor all these years.
And according to Stephen Colbert, the trend doesn’t stop at the first issue of Batman: Damned, a three-part series from Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo.
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In the print version of Damned #1, the shadowy outlines of the Bat Penis can be seen in three frames of the scene, while a fourth shows off Batman’s bare butt. (You can get a glimpse at Vice.)
But now that Batman has felt the breezy freedom of going commando, he’s hooked.
Watch how his Justice League fam has to cope with this uncomfortable new Bruce:
kcguy
Stephan Colbert is one sick dude. He should be sued by marvel for this.
tham
I’m a little lost with this post…
DuMaurier
Oooh, how edgy.
Hdtex
Ooooh, how triggered.
grethomory
So, is it safe to say that Superman is a “Power Bottom?”
tham
That’s pretty funny.
Tranceboi1
Wow it amazes me how this could even be news. You are talking about a stupid comic character. I think the world has gone crazy. Sick of going to theaters and buying a movie ticket when it looks like I am at Universal studios ready to go on a action hero ride. SO SAD. Maybe someday there will be creative and real movies back in theaters again. This action hero stuff is so boring and wish it would all go away. Save it for the comics. Never got my kicks at looking at dicks on a cartoon. WTF?
Dashing Partycrasher
The video is funny (at least I think so), but this headline and email newsletter teaser photo are pure, misleading CLICKBAIT. In your newsletter you show a photo of Ben Affleck as Batman in the recent film version of Justice League instead of the cartoon version, which is what this is all about. Com’on, Queerty!! Ugh.
Ashke113
It’s a goddamn comic book and Queerty is making a big deal out of absolutely nothing.