WATCH: Daniel Tosh Mouth-Rapes A Fudgsicle

On the Season 5 premiere of Tosh.0, host Daniel Tosh was entranced by the sight of a teen using a Black & Decker drill to speed-eat corn (like you do). To one up the guy, he uses a drill to power-suck a Fudgsicle. C’mon, Daniel, when are you gonna just break down and do gay porn?

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